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February 14, 2014

Happy Valentine’s Day

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HeartHappy Valentine’s Day to all the couples or singles that frequent our website.  Today, Venice and I are not going to have hot and heavy Valentine’s sex.  We are not going to meet up with a hot local girl and throw her onto our bed for a Valentine’s threesome.  And we are not doing a steamy Valentine’s photoshoot that ends with me holding a Teddy Bear over Venice’s head while I cum inside her ass moving my hips in a heart shape.  Instead, we are having a no sex day.  What does that mean exactly?  It means we will lay in bed and slowly strip each other nude as we kiss and rub each others bodies.  I will rub my fingers inside and over her pussy and measure how turned on she gets by how wet my fingers feel.  We will kiss each others bodies from head to toe and possibly stop in certain areas if the moans get louder.  There isn’t an area I am not going to lick, as I will pay attention to every detail and crevice her body has to offer.  She will do the same, as we take turns appreciating and turning each other on.  What we won’t do is have sex, orgasm, or turn our night into a physical climax.  We do that every day already, as live our love life like it’s February 14, 364 days a year.    So this year we’ll spend Valentine’s Day going back to our experience the first time we saw each other nude and made out.  No, neither of us orgasmed then either.  Much like tonight, there was petting, touching, exploring, passionate kissing, and a lot of intense moments where we both want to cross that sexual line but stay focused on every reason why we love being close, that doesn’t have to do with sex.  

Sound dumb?   Tell us your plans in the comments below! 

February 6, 2014

Threesome Memoirs – The Naughty Lunch Break

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For months now, I’ve been practicing my girl-on-girl game.  I was confident in the way I could look at a woman’s body and tell her that she looked gorgeous; that was my first step – a pivotal one – in accepting my bicuriosity.  Although I knew this bicuriosity was building in me, it wasn’t until my first female kiss (and eventually sharing my first female lover with Ryan) that I knew it wasn’t just curiousity, but I was truly bisexual in every way.

Recently I was at Victoria’s Secret because of a panty sale.  I’m lucky to have a VS close by and Ryan loves to know I am always sexy underneath my professional work attire.  So if there’s a good sale, I’m there.  The front display was surrounded by other eager ladies in a polite game of musical panties.  My eyes glanced across each cubby, assessing the exact styles and colors in my size.  I tried to work fast; it was cutthroat.  There was a woman with long, red hair to my right and another woman between us.  I made eye contact with them both and smiled.  As I was looking at a multicolored lace pair, the woman between us held up a pair that was in her hands.  Ooh, super cute, I thought to myself.  Put that down, that doesn’t fit you. I grinned.  On one of the ass cheeks was some flirtatious words that obviously did not appeal to her.

“Oh my,” she said as she looked at me.  “I don’t think I want to wear something like this,” she said with a look that could have set women’s suffrage back 100 years.  Me?  I believe in the 19th amendment and the right to vote.

She walked away from us and the woman with the red hair rolled her eyes.  I tried to contain my laughter as I said, “She needs to do her lingerie shopping in the men’s pajama pants section and stay out of this store.”

“You got that right.  I’d buy one of everything here.”  She was a petite little thing and one of the first thoughts I had was: I wonder what her ass looks like in thongs?

“Girl, you’re reading my mind,” I exclaimed as I moved closer to her so that our arms touched.  “Let me see what you got.”  She had a few boy shorts, some hip huggers, and a laced thong.  I held up the pairs I had in my hands and the rest is, as they say, history.

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January 31, 2014

Freaky Friday Search Terms – small dicks don’t feel good because they poke the rectal walls

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freakyfridayOn various Fridays we will post our most outrageous search terms that people used to find our website.  Ryan and I will then share our own thoughts and hopefully entertain you guys or at least make the search term make a little less sense.

Each search term was gathered by wordpress and/or google statistics and they are all very real search terms.   Each search term was used by some person in the world that ended up on our page.

10. underage penis
Venice: Flagged!
Ryan: Expect a knock on your door at anytime.  Good work Agent V.

9. cumming at wrong time
Ryan: Not possible…
Venice: Possible.
Ryan: At church?
Venice: At your child’s parent-teacher conference.
Ryan: Depends on the teacher, in my opinion.
Venice: …
Ryan: At Disney World on the Haunted Mansion ride?
Venice: No, you’re timing was great then.
Ryan: At work?
Venice: If so, you’ve failed many times. 
Ryan: Well, that is after work, big difference.  Technically the office becomes a bedroom when your co-workers leave. 
Venice:  Then explain the midday ‘sneak to the back’ copy room thing with all your co-workers definitely there…
Ryan: Was that a wrong time?
Venice: Not really. 
Ryan: So what are you saying then?
Venice: I guess there really isn’t a wrong time.   Well, except church.
Ryan: Well, technically we are married so it’s not like…
Venice: Stop.

8. xairu vagina foto
Ryan: hairy vagina photo!
Venice: Tell him what he won Chuck!
Ryan: Finally my hidden skill of deciphering one handed typing has paid off!

7. figure 8 deepthroat
Ryan: Yes please?
Venice: You’ve had it.
Ryan: Part of your blow job techniques article?
Venice: Uh huh…
Ryan: It’s my ballzheimers again.  Maybe you should help me remember?
Venice: Like, what, are you going to type your next comment as if its a narrator describing the scene or something?
[I slowly unzip my pants and pull my cock out]
Ryan: No, I am not corny like that.
[Venice gets down on her knees and begins to deepthroat me.  I grow in her mouth and wait to see if she can really figure 8 her throat as she deepthroats.  She can.]
Venice: Happy?
[I am]
Ryan: I am.

6. pictures of pussy before it grows hair
Venice: Flagged!
Ryan: da FBI willy youzes da googlez?
Venice: Yes they do Mr. Pussy before it grows hair guy!

 5. tweety bird cum
Ryan: Wtf?
Venice: Flagged?
Ryan: I don’t know about that one.  Maybe the FBI will let this one slide.
Venice: PETA won’t.  Flagged.
 Ryan: Hahaha.

4. shaving vagina before interrogation
Venice: That’s what I always do…
Ryan: Yea, I’ve heard about how detectives will immediately check a woman’s vagina for hair to figure out if they committed a crime or have any information.
Venice: I want to let them know I have nothing to hide.
Ryan: So, in other words, you don’t want your pubic hairs to testify against you?
Venice: Yes, no telling when those curly bastards will say something incriminating.  Off with their heads!

3. my wafe laik big cock fuken
Ryan: my wife likes to fuck big cocks!
Venice: Seriously, that’s amazing.
Ryan: Thank you, I have been working on this hidden talent for years.
Venice: I bet. 

2. my dad swallowed my cum
Venice: Flagged!
Ryan: Relax Barney Fife. 
Venice: Flagged!
Ryan: Oh god, I have to get you a whistle or something to blow on.
Venice: …
Ryan:  Too easy?
Venice: Way too easy.

1. small dicks don’t feel good because they poke the rectal walls
Venice: Sounds fairly accurate in my opinion.
Ryan: Well, I bet her rectal walls don’t feel good either then!
Venice: Oh Ryan, are you white horsing for the small penises of the world again?
Ryan: I’d say I was white minature ponying for them, yes…
Venice: Captian SaveASmallDick
Ryan: Whatever.  I bet her rectal walls feel like shit anyway.
Venice: I see what you did there.

January 27, 2014

Threesome Memoirs – Giving Him A Double Blow Job

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bjSo far Ryan and I have had fairly positive experiences – for the most part. Do we regret doing anything we’ve done?  Not really.  I find purpose in every act in which Ryan and I have partook.  Every act, each person, all experiences – all were worth doing if it meant my man and I came away closer than before having done it.

For me, my absolute favorite thing to do in a threesome is the double blow job.  In fact, this is something I feel totally at ease with, and since I do, I can enjoy every aspect of it.  Since first revealing this to Ryan, he has asked me numerous times, “Why do you like double bjs so much?”  Rather than answer, “I just do.”  I felt we both needed a more thorough explanation as it helps to understand the female psyche (or at least mine) during this act which should otherwise be considered sacred by keeping it solely between husband and wife.

Let me begin by saying, for strictly monogamous couples, I believe a woman should do everything in her power to give her man the greatest blow job.  I may not be the best bj giver, but I know what my husband likes (enthusiasm, dirty talk, and variety in speed, content, and option for places to ejaculate, to name a few).  I, myself, have come to understand how to give Ryan the most visually stimulating as well as physically satisfying blow job.  The confidence I have knowing what he wants reflects my actions and attitude when another woman is helping me please my man.

Being a cheerleader.  I am excited, grateful, aroused – all of these things – when there’s a woman in my bedroom.  But since she’s the outside party, I do my best to make her feel safe and welcome.  If I were in her position, I imagine I would feel unsure of what was expected of me.  I would feel awkward, especially not knowing if there were boundaries that the other couple has discussed prior to me being there.  Since they take a chance at looking foolish I definitely do not want her to feel unwelcome. The most basic and probably most supporting thing I can do is to encourage her from the get go.  I can’t tell you how many times I’ve told the other woman, “Good girl,” “You look so fucking sexy with that dick in your mouth,” or “I love how that cock slides between your lips.”

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January 20, 2014

Threesome Memoirs – Double Penetration

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double penetrationWith a blog titled Double Penetration I am scared I may have to block our emails from the surge of men ready to fill out a DP Job Application to join us in our bedroom.   Don’t worry, you didn’t miss the sign up sheet, that is never going to happen.

Saturday night, I was taking shots of Patron and preparing the camera for a second night of photoshoots with Venice and her friend.  This is the same friend who the weekend before we hooked up with and had more of an oral only threesome.  She and I ate out Venice, Venice and her sucked my dick and balls, etc.  We already know where we stand with her, so the night usually ends with some sort of play.  I wasn’t in the greatest mood but hopefully as the clothing came off and my lenses heated up, I would feel a little better.

The first shot was of an Asian massage, so both ladies stripped and Venice grabbed the Grape Seed Oil.  Venice made sure she let her friend know that Grape Seed Oil can be used on the inside or outside of her body.  That made both girls giggle.  Venice had never really given an Asian massage, so they both discussed the positioning or what exactly should be shown on camera.  I sat back with the camera in hand and waited for them to figure out exactly what they wanted.  To be a photographer isn’t hard, but to be a photographer that has to continuously come up with sexy ideas is absolutely hard.  Therefore, tonight I wanted to drink and just make sure they were focused.  My goal was to stay stress free and click the button.

As the shoot went on, the girls got more into each other and less into the idea of there being a camera in the room.  I had a hard time even doing my only job correct, keeping them in focus, because honestly I didn’t want to see what was going on behind a camera lens.  At times I would quit clicking and just watch the action.

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