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August 27, 2013

My Top 11 Biggest Fears of Public Bathrooms

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public bathrooms 11. No toilet paper. If there’s ever a time when I have to use a public restroom, it’s because I really, really have to go. And in my rush, I’ll fail to check if there’s toilet paper. Then I have to either dig in my purse and hope I have tissue in there, even if they’re crumpled up in the bottom next to gum wrappers and pennies..or drip dry. I don’t know what’s worse – granola bar crumbs stuck to my labias or sticky panties.

10. Little kids peeping between the cracks in the stall door. It’s happened to me a few times. I can see how women take little boys into the women’s bathroom because they’re too young to go into the men’s room by themselves. But if you’re going to have your son wait INSIDE the ladies room, at least have him turn around and face the corner Blair Witch style. Because for the next 3-4 minutes, my stall and the 1″ crack in the door is my personal space.

9. No soap or paper towels. I once went to the bathroom that had an extremely long line so I ended up waiting in line against the wall. To my dismay, out of the next five people that came out of the stalls, three of them didn’t even bother to wash their hands. OH GOD! There was soap! There were paper towels! What were they thinking? Not even a quick rinse under the faucet – nothing. For the record, this bathroom was in Disney World. Certainly not the happiest place on earth.

8. My panties touching the toilet bowl. Being a creature who pees when she sits can be a curse. There have been times when I didn’t realize I haven’t pulled my panties all the way down and – ugh – they touch the toilet seat. Can it get any worse than that!? It’s like I’ve shared the same toilet paper with hundreds of women before me. I don’t know if you can get STDs from that, but I wouldn’t doubt the possibility.

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August 26, 2013

Big Tips For Men With Small Penises

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small penis This article was written as a response to a question from a reader regarding how she can convince her lover that he is amazing in bed, regardless of the size of his penis.

Some of the responses below may seem shallow, but this article and these tips are meant to help guys use their tools properly, not preach about how all dicks are created equal and a good woman would never judge a man according to his size.

1. Move slow. This is probably the most important tip of all, especially if your penis is smaller than average. The last thing you want a woman to focus on is the size of your penis, and if you move quickly your penis tends to exit our vagina, then reenter. We can feel the sensation of your penis leaving our bodies then reentering us. This also tends to pull our lips inside with your shaft. This doesn’t feel good. It may feel great to you because the lips rub against your sensitive head, but it doesn’t feel great to us. Although I will admit, teasing a woman with a larger penis, there is a time and place for this technique; the smaller men need to stay away from it. Move slow and steady. The slower you move, the larger your cock will feel. Most men move quickly, especially when they get over excited. This makes a 6 inch man feel like a 3 inch man. I’m Asian but this is simple math. How long does it take for a man to reach his full potential of movement? The faster a man goes, the smaller it feels. The slower he moves, the larger it feels. If your stroke is slow and deep, you can make your dick feel almost twice the size, but this takes a good man with a great stroke.

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August 23, 2013

Freaky Friday Weekly Search Terms – How Not to Swallow Cum

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Each week we will post our most outrageous search terms of that week and share them with our readers. Ryan and I will then share our own thoughts and hopefully entertain you guys or at least make the search term make a little less sense.

Each search term was gathered by wordpress and/or google statistics and they are all very real.

10. photos of married woman cought sucking another man’s dick in a secrete place
Venice: This seems to be a popular topic
Ryan: A lot of wives caught sucking other men’s dicks for sure.
Venice: Why they end up at our site, who knows.
Ryan: If I caught you doing this, sexblogging.com would say, “404 Error, Website doesn’t exist.”
Venice: Oh great, now when our server goes down every follower will now think, “Well, Venice just got caught sucking another man’s dick.”
Ryan: They know better.
Venice: You know better.

9. girlfriend jokes about my penis size
Ryan: So large your bedroom has a speed bump?
Venice: So small you can use a cheerio as a cock ring?
Ryan: So large terrorists tried to crash a plane into it?
Venice: So small it looks like you have 3 testicles?
Ryan: I wish I had 3 testicles.
Venice: Really, why?
Ryan: So you could juggle deeeeez nuts!!!
Venice: Okay snoopy dogg dogg, relax.

8. forceful sex after senseless
Venice: I used to love that movie.
Ryan: Me too, David Spade was hilarious in it.
Venice: We just lost everyone with these comments. Box Office sales: 2.
Ryan: …..but we sure had fun in that theater.
Venice: Oh yes, you definitely buttered my popcorn.

7. she left me because of the size of my penis
Venice: Sorry to hear that.
Ryan: Well, let’s think positive here. Maybe she couldn’t bear the pain of his huge cock and left him because of it?
Venice: Oh, in that case, congratulations. Most women absolutely hate huge cocks and always leave men for them for sure. Very common.
Ryan: I wonder if people search things like this for advice or are just searching for humiliation masturbate material?
Venice: Search terms that Make You Say Hmmmmmmmmmm.
Ryan: Thanks Arsenio.

6. does ingesting sperm through the anus increase the size of butt?
Venice: I’d have a huge ass for sure.
Ryan: Ahahahaha.

5. oh god you’re going to cum in me videos
Venice: Oh dear.
Ryan: I’ll pray for whoever searched for this term.
Venice: Amen.

4. fuck my nose mouth asshole real video sex
Venice: I’d say something witty and clever here but since we really did make a video of me sniffing your entire cumshot…
Ryan: Yea, we pretty much asked for this one.
Venice: Yup.

3. wife teased me for having a small penis
Ryan: Tease her for having a large vagina.
Venice: Tell her she feels like a wet bag of potato chips.
Ryan: Hahaha, what flavor?
Venice: Salt and Vinegar.

2. do asian women swallow cum
Venice: This one does.
Ryan: That one does.

1. how not to swallow cum
Venice: Hold it under your tongue and move your throat as if you really swallowed. Try to talk as clear as you possibly can and let him know he tasted great. It may sound like you are saying, “eww apetid tape” but he may not notice. Then casually stroll to the nearest sink or toilet. If you are not near anything, fake sneeze or find one of his shoes.
Ryan: Wow, that was pretty detailed.
Venice: As he cums stroke his dick and leave your mouth on his head softly. Leave your lips loose enough so his cum can flow down his shaft and continue to stroke until his sperm lubes up his penis, balls, ass. With it totally lubed, rub his sensitive post-cum penis head and make him hop up and say “Thanks, that felt great.” The game stopper technique.
Ryan: Really?
Venice: Hold out your hand as he cums and lather your palm with his semen. After the majority of his load is in your palms, stick your mouth back around his dick and take your hand and rub under his balls. Smear his semen around his ass cheeks and asshole. Use this cum as lube so your fingers can easily slide in and out of his body. This will feel amazing to him and keeps you from swallowing.
Ryan: Wow.
Venice: Oh, I just heard about this from some book I read.
Ryan: Uh huh.

August 22, 2013

V’s Weekly Wet Inbox: My Boyfriend’s Small Penis

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HarryPotter My boyfriend has a small penis or smaller than average penis and I want him to be confident and strong about his body, as if he is hung like a horse. What can I do to make him more confident?

Taking ownership of your man’s body and confidence is the best approach when it comes to this kind of situation. Does your man have the fattest or longest cock in the world? No. Is his the biggest you’ve ever had? If you’ve asked yourself this question, most likely the answer is no. You can’t change his dick size. But what you can do is change your attitude towards it.

When I orgasm through oral sex, I promise, I only want Ryan to insert one finger halfway inside me. It’s not sex and I do not want to brace myself for 4 fingers, a fist, or a huge horse cock sized dildo while enjoying oral sex. I suppose so men can understand, would you prefer to feel a huge dildo or the tip of a finger inside your ass while getting a blow job? I personally love to feel just the tip of Ryan’s finger, rubbing in a circle motion, which feels good on the surface nerve endings during oral sex. Now, as I orgasm I may moan for him to slam his whole finger inside me and let his fist pound on the outside of my vagina. I do not mind that thrusting pressure, but I do mind when he decides to shove an extra finger inside me because it throws me off, making me focus on any impending pain. I do not need this sensation. Basically, the pressure of his hand slamming against my lips and clit feels great, like when a man is as deep as possible inside you and his hips and crotch slam against your pussy mound. That pressure feels great, and a woman with no dick at all can give this pressure. The rubbing inside doesn’t feel as good as the thrusting on the outside. I understand everyone is different and not all women may enjoy what I enjoy, but I felt this was a good example on how any man can feel like the perfect man, regardless of his size.

You have no idea how much power you have as a woman, and fortunately, I believe this is an easy fix. Let your man know that you worship his body by telling him you love his dick. Tell him you love the texture of his shaft inside you. Text him throughout the day telling him that you can’t wait for him to fuck you. Send him pussy shots of yourself and tell him you need him to fill you up with his fat cock. When you give him a blow job, treat it like a big serving of cherry cheesecake, i.e. moan each time it enters your mouth, lick the sides like you want every crumb, and stuff your mouth each time you go down.

It’s not enough to say, “I love you, no matter how big you are” or “I’d love your dick even if it were 3 inches.” And it seems no matter what you say and how often you tell him, there’s just no boosting his confidence.

Tell him that he’s the biggest you’ve ever had and you don’t want any other dick. Make painful faces as you feel him deep inside you. Now, the first part may not be true, but the second part should be. In his heart and mind he may not believe this to be true, but the more you keep telling him, the more he’ll believe that YOU believe it. I’m not saying lie to your boyfriend, but rather tell him what he needs to hear because it will help him to be more confidence, which in turn will help him perform better in the bedroom. You can turn any doubtful, reserved boy into a sex-machine with your actions.

Maybe I will include below some sex tips for men with small penises:

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