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August 28, 2019

My Wife Caught Me Smelling Her Panties

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My Wife Caught Me Smelling Her Panties

There is just something about the idea of smelling a woman’s panties that drives men crazy.  From seeing them in tight jeans and saying to their friend, “What I would do to just be a pair of her panties for a day.”  It’s a common idea amongst men, but usually viewed as perverted.   Here is the great thing about being married, or being in a relationship:  almost everything viewed as perverted is actually just close-minded, single-minded, religious-minded, and not perverted at all. Is it perverted when your wife grabs your shirt and sniffs your old cologne?  Is it perverted when you smell her hair.  Is it perverted when you sneak a kiss or nicely let your hand slide over her ass when you hug her at night?  A lot of things that would be perverted for a single man, or a man that does this type of thing with women he doesn’t know, is just normal behavior while in a relationship.  Smelling your woman’s panties is no different.  At least not in my opinion.

Underwear fetishism is a sexual fetishism relating to undergarments, and refers to preoccupation with the sexual excitement of certain types of underwear, including panties, stockings, pantyhose, bras, or other items. Some people can experience sexual excitement from wearing, while others get their excitement when observing, handling, or smelling the underwear worn by another, or watching somebody putting underwear on or taking it off. Some may steal used underwear to get satisfaction. Not only does this include physical contact with the garment(s), or their wearers, but also includes arousal by printed or electronic image with depictions of underwear.

Underwear fetishism is not considered as paraphilia unless it causes distress or serious problems for the person or those associated with them.

Ryan:  For as long as I can remember, Venice has known that I enjoy smelling her panties.  I suppose for as long as she has known I enjoy smelling her actual vagina.  Truthfully, I cannot remember the first time I smelled her panties.  I don’t think I did it as a secret, because I felt like that would have been wrong.  Like going behind her back and violating her privacy?

Venice:  I remember.   I sent you a pair of my worn panties when you were away for college!

Ryan:  Oh that’s right, you did.  So we have always just been pretty open to the idea of smelling panties is sexy for both of us.

Venice:  I even put them in a zip lock bag and everything.

Ryan:  Yea… that’s right.  We were on the phone and I asked you to slide them off and put them right into a zip lock bag for me.  

Venice: Yup!  After I wore them to work for a full day.

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August 21, 2019

Sex Toy Review: 2019 FondLove Male Masturbator with Electric Pump

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Sex Toy Review: 2019 FondLove Male Masturbator w/ Electric Pump

As with all our reviews, we do everything as a couple.  This is a Male Masturbator so there isn’t much Venice can do except hold it for me and watch. 

What we’ve decided, Venice can help get me erect while lubricating me, and observe my reactions if I lose control.  

This FondLove Male Masturbator was received from bestvibe.com, but the best part is, you can purchase it directly from Amazon.com.  Shipping is free if you have an Amazon Prime Membership.  As always, we are not sponsored by the seller, nor do we sell any products online.   Just to make sure that is clear.  

I wish all websites had Amazon options.  I really do prefer to order almost everything from Amazon.  It’s safe, it’s quick, and it’s just how I prefer to shop. 

Our Night with FondLove

As I lay in bed with Venice sitting Indian style between my legs, lathering up my penis so she can slide my dick inside this masturbator.  With a little dirty talk and her loving touch, it doesn’t take long for me to get erect.  I quickly grab the masturbator, turn it on, and hand it to Venice.  She places my head at the entrance. I immediately notice that the opening, which is shaped like loose labia, is extra wide.  This is a good thing.  The pumping action is intense.  Venice tries to slide my penis inside, totally lubricated and my dick stops about 2 inches in.  My penis starts bending and the pumping action mechanism groans to a stand still.   Instead of my penis sliding in and out, the inner area of the sleeve is so tight, that it actually pushed down on my penis rather than slides back and forth over it.  As Venice applies force, the pump grinds to a halt.  Venice stops and says, “Let’s put this thing all the way on first, and then turn it on.”

This isn’t my first rodeo, but I agreed.  Maybe this masturbator is a bit different and I will need to insert my dick first before turning it on.  Unfortunately my erection has subsided a bit.   This is probably a good thing because this next time we will make sure my dick is soaking wet with lube.

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August 14, 2019

How To Take The Best Nude Selfies

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How To Take The Best Nude Selfies

With the explosion or social media after dark, Twitter, and sites like, Kiknudes.co, nude selfies is at an all time high.  The days of yesteryear when people were warned to never take nude photos is an ancient memory.  With everyone and their mother posted up on Twitter using adult accounts, it’s now the wild wild west of various ways to show your ass bling, your breasts, or your family jewels.  

This is how we started online ourselves.  Before we were blogging, we were on social media sharing our naughty selfies with the world.  Being a very normal couple and extremely self conscious, we always took into account the various other things besides just showing off our bodies.

A background check

Clean your room, fix your bed, and make sure there is no toilet behind you.  Check your background and think about photos from an artistic perspective.  Your surrounding area should also be pleasing to the eye.  Nothing says sexy more than a person that takes care of their room, as well as themselves.  No matter how beautiful your breasts are, a messy room is a turn off.    Can you imagine the smell?

Another thing to be aware of, make sure if you are in a motel, you do not display your room number, the ugly motel curtains, or the worn out wall unit air conditioner. Nothing screams Backpage ad or a hot wife hook up more than a nude selfie in a motel room.  Be aware of your surroundings.  

The right angles for nude selfies

Working your angle is the oldest trick in the book.  If you are a man, get the right angle to maximize the size of your junk.  If you are a woman, get the right angle to minimize the size of your jawline.  I know that sounds a bit harsh, but long before we had apps that shrink your jawline, we used angles!   Trust me on this one, the perfect angle can create an amazing look. 

Angle tips: for nude selfies

  • Fellas, if you put an object the human mind is familiar with behind you, such as a coke can, and put your penis in front of the object and it will create the illusion that your penis is much larger than a coke can. 
  • Ladies, you can lay on the bed with the camera held above you and get rid of your face wrinkles!  
  • Fellas, you can hold the camera down by your knees and aim it up towards your face.  This will put your penis in the front of your body and make your penis size look as though it towers larger than your entire upper torso.
  • Ladies, taking a picture of a mirror of your backside is extremely popular.  If you raise both of your arms over your head it will get rid of those ugly spare tire wrinkles that we sometimes have in our lower backs.

 

Leave a little bit to the imagination

I bet you already know what we are going to say here.  However, you’re wrong.  You can let it all hang out if you like.  However, maybe get creative with keeping your face somewhat hidden.  Remember, this is still the internet.  Showing your body with just half your face is always extremely sexy.  It also leaves a bit of mystery while not exposing your identity to the entire world.  

It’s crazy how times have changed.  With the internet these days, our faces are what’s covered up, not our bodies.

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August 8, 2019

Bored and alone? 5 sexy things you can do to pass time from your bedroom.

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Bored and alone? 5 sexy things you can do to pass time from your bedroom.

Have you ever been bored at home with nothing to do except think of various ways to get yourself off?  We have compiled a list of things you can do to pass time and feel sexy around the house by yourself.

5. Voyeurism

There are various sites you can use to broadcast yourself to the world.  This can be fun and kinky, as well as a good way to find other people as horny as you.  Sites like Chaturbate are great to do this type of thing on.  As some of you have seen, we have a Chaturbate account ourselves. Sometimes we load up the webcams and have fun while others watch.  Well, you don’t have to be a couple to do the same thing.  Men and women, single, can also broadcast themselves to an audience if they choose.  This is a great way to spend a lonely night. 

4. Play Sex Games

What types of games are probably best suited for a lonely night?  The best sex games are usually the ones that are quick, simple, and interactive.  Also it’s a lot easier to play with one hand!

However, if you want something a bit more complicated,  you could run over to the steam adults only section and check out games that will challenge your graphics card.

Games are fun.  Games with sex content and themes are especially fun when you are bored and feeling a bit horny.  

3. Video Chat 

Pull out the old black book, or in this day and age, your kik list / skype list / snapchat list and see if any of your friends want to link up.  A good friend with benefits, even from across the world, can give you more than a sexy time.  Or, if your partner is out of town, let him/her know that you want to have a little fun.  We do this a lot ourselves.  If we are separated, we will usually load up a video chat and give each other eye candy and orgasm for one another.  If you have sex toys made for long distance, even better!   

2. Sex Podcasts or Sex Podcasting 

Whether you want to fire up and start your own podcast, or just ease drop in on sexy talk from others around the world.  A sex podcast is a great way to spend your time at home, listen to some sexy talk, and usually learn various things you may have never known otherwise.   Listening to sex podcasts can be educational, as well as extremely sexy.  You’d be surprised how fast time flies when you find a great podcast to listen to.

1. Sex Blog or Sex Blogging

The chances are, if you are reading this article, you are alone and looking up various sexy things you like to read or view.   However, as much as you enjoy reading a sex blog, nothing has fulfilled our lives more than creating our own sex blog and sharing our sexy thoughts and opinions with the world.  Even if no one is reading, we write because it’s fun.  

We’d be irresponsible if we made a  blog about the sexy fun things you can do alone and not at least mention masturbation. 

Masturbation

Whether it be with your imagination, mature reddit sites, or an adult website of your choice, masturbation is by far the most popular activity in the world when you are alone and looking for something sexy to do.

July 31, 2019

Q&A: My boyfriend said if I start a blow job it is wrong to stop until he is done.

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My boyfriend said if I start a blow job it is wrong to stop until he is done.

I’ve been in a relationship for about 7 months now. It’s my first sexual relationship and I’ve been trying to learn whatever I can, but I’m still new so be nice please.

I wanted to ask a question here because my partner said something and I’m just not 100% sure about it. I’m not able to give oral for a long time because I get sore, and when I tried to tell my bf I wanted to stop he kept saying to keep going because it’s wrong to stop before finishing and that it’s painful to be left hard. I kept going and he orgasmed without warning me.

I feel really bad but it sounded odd cause don’t guys get hard randomly a lot? I don’t know a lot so I apologize if this is a stupid question. I just don’t want to be a bad partner.

Venice’s response to stop blow job

First off, you do not have to finish a blow job until he orgasms if you do not want too.  However, if your goal is to be good at giving oral sex, then yes, it’s good to learn how to get your boyfriend off during a blow job.  I try to focus on the positive while giving oral sex, because that is what keeps me enthused and motivated.  However, completion is not a requirement.  He seems a bit inexperienced and one-track minded.  Some men, especially selfish and inexperienced lovers, tend to funnel vision on the end goal: cumming.   If you are sore and he has to cum, suggest alternatives.  Personally I wouldn’t want to tease Ryan and then just stop.  I enjoy making him orgasm and want him to get his release.  In fact, it’s why I enjoy my intimate time with him.  I like knowing when I leave for work, or go to bed for the night, he is happy and has had his release.  To be honest, I don’t really want him to masturbate.  I know, if I wasn’t in his life, he would have probably masturbate each day to relieve himself.  He did prior to meeting me for sure.  Why would I expect that to change because I am in his life?  A sexy, attractive, woman, he has to lay next to and live with?  And now he has to wait to get off just because I’m in his life?  That doesn’t sound right.

If you wanted him to tell you before he orgasms, make sure you communicate that you want to know when he is going to finish.  If you are new to sex, then I assume he is fairly new to sex as well.  Some men, especially younger men, do not learn to be vocal, or even moan, until they are told by their girls.  Ryan didn’t make a sound until I told him I wanted to hear him.  Imagine a guy masturbating alone and talking to himself, or moaning in his bathroom while he strokes himself.  We learn to get off, quiet as a mice.  So him not saying anything could simply be he isn’t used to announcing he is about to cum.  That sounds like miscommunication and inexperience.  Make sure you let him know you want to hear him, you want to know when he is going to orgasm, and when you get sore, find alternatives to helping him get off.  

Ryan’s response to stop blow job

If your boyfriend is suggesting you have to finish a blow job once you start, meaning you can not switch to other intimate acts to help him finish, your boyfriend is being immature and selfish.  He could move onto having sex with you, masturbate in front of you, receive a hand job, or do something else you would be okay with to finish him/himself.   Although I admit, the question isn’t completely clear.  Are you suggesting you’d give him a blow job and just stop and expect him to pull his pants back and wait till another day?  That would definitely give a guy a mean case of blue balls.  Yes men get erections.   And yes sometimes we can’t relieve ourselves every time we have ever had erections, especially in public (I haven’t had an erection in public since maybe the 8th grade).  However, we didn’t have a mouth on our penises, we didn’t have our balls tighten up and feel the slight edging sensation, nor were we in a position to finish.  I would say, if I had an erection in private, I wouldn’t just ignore it.  I’d always relieve myself if I could.  If I didn’t, it was because I couldn’t.   I guess it depends on the situation.  If he is suggesting you have to finish a blow job if you start it, he would be wrong.  You do not have to finish anything you do not want to.  A blow job doesn’t mean you keep going until he cums.  A blow job can be foreplay, teasing, or just a way to get him hard for penetration.  He is telling the truth that getting stimulation and being extremely turned on, and then stopping, sucks (pun).  If you are sore, I’d assume you’d be okay with doing other things to help him get off?  

Sorry if my answer wasn’t completely clear.