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September 11, 2019

Sex Talk: I’d rather masturbate with my vibrator than have sex with my husband

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Let’s Talk About Sex:  I’d rather masturbate with my vibrator than have sex with my husband.

Rather than questions, sometimes we see various comments and quotes that tend to spark other thoughts and ideas.  Sometimes peoples’ thoughts or attitudes towards sex can lead to interesting sexual discussions.  So let’s talk about sex…

My significant other (20 year old male) and I (19 year old female) have been together for about 4 years and lately I’ve noticed I’d rather masturbate than have sex with him. Sex has become a chore, it’s always the same thing; always 2-3 minutes long, same moves, and same dirty talk (if there even is any) and never any orgasms for me. (I promise I’ve tried to get him to try different things and give him suggestions and it always goes back to the same mundane routine.) There are other issues too, like how he keeps track of how often we have sex to make sure we’re having enough and I feel guilty if I say no to him. These things have just sucked the life out of our sexual relationship and I’m starting to have a better relationship with my vibrator.

Here is an extremely common problem in relationships.  Men that count the amount of times that they have sex and women who are bored.  This is something we have dealt with in our own relationship as well.  This is also why we created Our Circle.   This is what happens when one partner finds ways to not have sex, while the other looks for opportunities.  

So let’s ask ourselves a few questions:

Do we find creative ways to hold each others’ hand?  Maybe try interlocking our fingers in reverse while trying to snap at the same time?  

Do we find creative ways to kiss?  Maybe lick each others eyeballs or nostril holes to add variety?

Do we find creative ways to sit on the couch together watching movies?   Maybe one of us will sit upside down while the other does cartwheels to make our time together more exciting?

Do you find creative new ways to tell him about your day?  Or talk to him?  Maybe just an alien abduction story to your work day?

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September 4, 2019

Have You Ever Recorded Yourself Having Sex and… DELETE IT IMMEDIATELY

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Have You Ever Recorded Yourself Having Sex and…

DELETE IT IMMEDIATELY

I have this huge mirror in my bedroom (like a full wall because the mirror is actually on the closet’s doors) and the first time I looked at it having sex it was horrible. It felt completely ridiculous, like two chicken nuggets rubbing each other while missionary position. From that day on, I avoid looking.

So you and your girlfriend are getting hot and heavy.  You look over at the side of the bed and see your phone laying there.  She smiles up at you as she sees you look at it.  She motions for you to grab it.  You pick it up and she makes the prettiest face possible, as you hit the record button.  She reaches up and grabs the phone and lays it over to the side so you can continue making the greatest sex video that ever existed. 

After 25 minutes of pure piston action while she moans for you like the whole world is watching.  Slowly, your body goes weak, and you feel the urge to release.  You want to pull out to show the camera the next Peter North, but you just don’t have the strength or time.  You try to stay upright so you can show your hips and ass muscles pumping inside your partner, but your muscles keep giving out.   It won’t matter, this is going to be the greatest cumshot ever.   You’re sweaty.  Your worn out.  And now your phone has video footage of the absolute perfect sex.  The holy grail of amateur porn.

A few moments later, after showering, you and your girl lay down together and click on the video clip in your phone.  As the video starts, you start noticing a few back pimples you didn’t know existed, a spare tired around your lower back, and your penis isn’t quite the same size as it is when you are staring down on it.  Did someone swap your footage with an ugly couple that has no idea what they are doing?   Your girls moans sound more like a wounded seal when listening back.   What the hell?

You decide to fast forward to the greatest cumshot ever and let your girl see why she calls you Daddy.  As you skip forward past 25 minutes of footage you finally get to that moment.  You hold it up to your girl and both see what appears to be a Air Tube Dancing and following all over the place.  Like an uncoordinated new born deer trying to walk for the first time.  And wait, you are drooling on her back too?

DELETED.

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August 28, 2019

My Wife Caught Me Smelling Her Panties

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My Wife Caught Me Smelling Her Panties

There is just something about the idea of smelling a woman’s panties that drives men crazy.  From seeing them in tight jeans and saying to their friend, “What I would do to just be a pair of her panties for a day.”  It’s a common idea amongst men, but usually viewed as perverted.   Here is the great thing about being married, or being in a relationship:  almost everything viewed as perverted is actually just close-minded, single-minded, religious-minded, and not perverted at all. Is it perverted when your wife grabs your shirt and sniffs your old cologne?  Is it perverted when you smell her hair.  Is it perverted when you sneak a kiss or nicely let your hand slide over her ass when you hug her at night?  A lot of things that would be perverted for a single man, or a man that does this type of thing with women he doesn’t know, is just normal behavior while in a relationship.  Smelling your woman’s panties is no different.  At least not in my opinion.

Underwear fetishism is a sexual fetishism relating to undergarments, and refers to preoccupation with the sexual excitement of certain types of underwear, including panties, stockings, pantyhose, bras, or other items. Some people can experience sexual excitement from wearing, while others get their excitement when observing, handling, or smelling the underwear worn by another, or watching somebody putting underwear on or taking it off. Some may steal used underwear to get satisfaction. Not only does this include physical contact with the garment(s), or their wearers, but also includes arousal by printed or electronic image with depictions of underwear.

Underwear fetishism is not considered as paraphilia unless it causes distress or serious problems for the person or those associated with them.

Ryan:  For as long as I can remember, Venice has known that I enjoy smelling her panties.  I suppose for as long as she has known I enjoy smelling her actual vagina.  Truthfully, I cannot remember the first time I smelled her panties.  I don’t think I did it as a secret, because I felt like that would have been wrong.  Like going behind her back and violating her privacy?

Venice:  I remember.   I sent you a pair of my worn panties when you were away for college!

Ryan:  Oh that’s right, you did.  So we have always just been pretty open to the idea of smelling panties is sexy for both of us.

Venice:  I even put them in a zip lock bag and everything.

Ryan:  Yea… that’s right.  We were on the phone and I asked you to slide them off and put them right into a zip lock bag for me.  

Venice: Yup!  After I wore them to work for a full day.

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August 21, 2019

Sex Toy Review: 2019 FondLove Male Masturbator with Electric Pump

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Sex Toy Review: 2019 FondLove Male Masturbator w/ Electric Pump

As with all our reviews, we do everything as a couple.  This is a Male Masturbator so there isn’t much Venice can do except hold it for me and watch. 

What we’ve decided, Venice can help get me erect while lubricating me, and observe my reactions if I lose control.  

This FondLove Male Masturbator was received from bestvibe.com, but the best part is, you can purchase it directly from Amazon.com.  Shipping is free if you have an Amazon Prime Membership.  As always, we are not sponsored by the seller, nor do we sell any products online.   Just to make sure that is clear.  

I wish all websites had Amazon options.  I really do prefer to order almost everything from Amazon.  It’s safe, it’s quick, and it’s just how I prefer to shop. 

Our Night with FondLove

As I lay in bed with Venice sitting Indian style between my legs, lathering up my penis so she can slide my dick inside this masturbator.  With a little dirty talk and her loving touch, it doesn’t take long for me to get erect.  I quickly grab the masturbator, turn it on, and hand it to Venice.  She places my head at the entrance. I immediately notice that the opening, which is shaped like loose labia, is extra wide.  This is a good thing.  The pumping action is intense.  Venice tries to slide my penis inside, totally lubricated and my dick stops about 2 inches in.  My penis starts bending and the pumping action mechanism groans to a stand still.   Instead of my penis sliding in and out, the inner area of the sleeve is so tight, that it actually pushed down on my penis rather than slides back and forth over it.  As Venice applies force, the pump grinds to a halt.  Venice stops and says, “Let’s put this thing all the way on first, and then turn it on.”

This isn’t my first rodeo, but I agreed.  Maybe this masturbator is a bit different and I will need to insert my dick first before turning it on.  Unfortunately my erection has subsided a bit.   This is probably a good thing because this next time we will make sure my dick is soaking wet with lube.

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August 14, 2019

How To Take The Best Nude Selfies

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How To Take The Best Nude Selfies

With the explosion or social media after dark, Twitter, and sites like, Kiknudes.co, nude selfies is at an all time high.  The days of yesteryear when people were warned to never take nude photos is an ancient memory.  With everyone and their mother posted up on Twitter using adult accounts, it’s now the wild wild west of various ways to show your ass bling, your breasts, or your family jewels.  

This is how we started online ourselves.  Before we were blogging, we were on social media sharing our naughty selfies with the world.  Being a very normal couple and extremely self conscious, we always took into account the various other things besides just showing off our bodies.

A background check

Clean your room, fix your bed, and make sure there is no toilet behind you.  Check your background and think about photos from an artistic perspective.  Your surrounding area should also be pleasing to the eye.  Nothing says sexy more than a person that takes care of their room, as well as themselves.  No matter how beautiful your breasts are, a messy room is a turn off.    Can you imagine the smell?

Another thing to be aware of, make sure if you are in a motel, you do not display your room number, the ugly motel curtains, or the worn out wall unit air conditioner. Nothing screams Backpage ad or a hot wife hook up more than a nude selfie in a motel room.  Be aware of your surroundings.  

The right angles for nude selfies

Working your angle is the oldest trick in the book.  If you are a man, get the right angle to maximize the size of your junk.  If you are a woman, get the right angle to minimize the size of your jawline.  I know that sounds a bit harsh, but long before we had apps that shrink your jawline, we used angles!   Trust me on this one, the perfect angle can create an amazing look. 

Angle tips: for nude selfies

  • Fellas, if you put an object the human mind is familiar with behind you, such as a coke can, and put your penis in front of the object and it will create the illusion that your penis is much larger than a coke can. 
  • Ladies, you can lay on the bed with the camera held above you and get rid of your face wrinkles!  
  • Fellas, you can hold the camera down by your knees and aim it up towards your face.  This will put your penis in the front of your body and make your penis size look as though it towers larger than your entire upper torso.
  • Ladies, taking a picture of a mirror of your backside is extremely popular.  If you raise both of your arms over your head it will get rid of those ugly spare tire wrinkles that we sometimes have in our lower backs.

 

Leave a little bit to the imagination

I bet you already know what we are going to say here.  However, you’re wrong.  You can let it all hang out if you like.  However, maybe get creative with keeping your face somewhat hidden.  Remember, this is still the internet.  Showing your body with just half your face is always extremely sexy.  It also leaves a bit of mystery while not exposing your identity to the entire world.  

It’s crazy how times have changed.  With the internet these days, our faces are what’s covered up, not our bodies.

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