Extreme Sexual Ideas And Trying New Things Together To Enhance Your Connection

Extreme Sexual Ideas And Trying New Things Together To Enhance Your Connection

This blog post is going to be a bit more of “confessions of our relationship” than how relationships should be.  Every couple is unique and different.  A lot of things we do is different than most couples.  For instance, we’ve opened our bedroom to other women,  published experiences online, posted amateur videos, shared our opinions on all types of sex, and religiously post naughty pictures on social media.  I am going to make a pretty safe assumption and guess that the rest of our neighbors don’t do any of those things above (Although if they do…kinky!  Let’s connect!).  This type of thing may not be different for those of us who are in the lifestyle, exhibitionists, or just naughty couples looking to explore new things.  In fact, if you are reading this blog, you are probably more like us, than unlike us.  But you already know, you are different than most couples.   With a long list of things most people consider disgusting, we have posted videos and blogs of us face fucking until she vomitstattooing my wife’s name on my penis, urinating in my wife’s throat while she deepthroats, or even sniffing cum off a mirror like it’s a drug (anyone remember that video?).  Just to name a few.  We’ve even been banned from sex and marriage forums because we posted about the advantages of having sex during her period.  We didn’t do any of that to shock people.  Trust me.  Nothing we do is to shock other people.  It’s how we connect. It’s how we explored each other long before we posted on social media.  In our opinion, it’s how we stay in the honeymoon stage after 21 years of marriage.

And then we share it.  Unsure why, but we share our life.  We share things that we should keep locked in a closet.  We share our skeletons.  We share things that people may find gross.  We don’t do it for the reactions, we do it because it gives us a new connection.  Admittedly, when people don’t get it, it does make our connection stronger.  It also makes more sense to us when people don’t get it.  That’s why we do it.

regardless of how “extreme” we consider ourselves, there are still a lot of couples much more extreme than we could ever be (full swapping, gang bangs, no holds barred photos)

Let me explain.

From the beginning of relationships both people subconsciously set up mini goals they would like to accomplish.  Whether it be about seeing if he will open the door for you, or seeing if she will let you kiss her on the first date.  These little goals constantly progress, especially up until marriage.  Think about it, every step towards marriage has little goals you achieve, slowly advancing the things you do together. 

This is why a game like The Sims is so popular.  It simulates life, and much like real life, we have small personal goals we set for ourselves before we stop playing.  /endgame.  

I’ll create an analogy from my perspective, the perspective of a man with a high sex drive.  Moreso than wanting to be President of the United States, my goals are more simple.  I just wanted to fall in love, stay faithful, and marry a woman that enjoys taking care of me after a long day.  You know, make sure I know that my work day is over, the stress is gone, I am at home, she is going to take care of me, and I am the king of her world.  /endgame

For humans, mini goals are apart of our life.  We don’t stop at kindergarten, we go to the first grade. We go to middle school.  We go to high school.  We go to college.  We go to graduate school.  We go for our doctrine.  If we stop, our life gets complacent.  The more we keep going, the more we are rewarded at the end.  The military?  The same.  You are awarded rank depending on the time and effort you put into your career.  In fact, all jobs are like this.  Firemen, police officers, even attorneys who start as affiliates and become partners.  Our entire life is based off progression, rewards, and a constant need for doing new things.  This is why video games have a leveling system.  Otherwise most people wouldn’t be interested.

Marriage is no different.

Back to my analogy.  When we first start dating, it’s all about going to the movies and putting your arm  around your date’s shoulder for the first time. We judge to see if she moves or is uncomfortable.  The next time we go to the movies, we immediately put our arm around her shoulder. It’s no longer an advancement, but an established connection we’ve both decided is something we enjoy.  Now, what else can we do?  Do we stop there?  Maybe we can rub her thigh?  If we are brave, maybe we can even slide our hand up her leg and see if she reaches down to stop us.   Eventually, we are resting our hand at the seams of her panties.  At this point, you have overcome so many mini goals and progressed your relationship.  As your relationship advances, you will eventually find your hand inside her panties rubbing her genitals during the movie.   If she lets you progress that far.  This could happen over multiple dates, or just one movie.  This would depend on how fast you advance.  Me personally, I advance slow.  

Either way, advancement is what keeps things new and fresh. It creates feelings that make you feel accomplished.  And she is the one giving you that feeling.  So you feel indebted.  You enjoy how she makes you feel, which may lead to you starting to fall in love.  Later these accomplishments  keep you falling in love. 

Unfortunately, a lot of times advancements revert.  For instance, once married, she may be more irritated that you are ruining the movie for her.  Or maybe you have butter on your fingers from the popcorn and she doesn’t want to get her thigh greasy.  Real life is taking over, germs matter again, you don’t kiss as long, and your fingers are greasy from popcorn so you aren’t even allowed to touch her during a movie anymore.  This is just as common as advancement.  This is also normal.  And yes, this could be considered  “falling out of love.”  

Imagine playing a game for years and the developer decides to take away your Dragon Scale Sword… because it gets your girl’s leg greasy!   All the sudden, this game isn’t quite as fun anymore.

Or what if you have the highest possible sword you can earn?  What happens when you “No Life” Runescape your marriage and max level everything? Either the game developers need to give you something else to do, or you will find something else to play.

Does any of this make sense?  

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So I Am Officially Adding Model To My Resume! Say Whaaaaat?

So I Am Officially Adding Model To My Resume!  Say Whaaaaat?

Oh boy, the power of the internet!  Who cares if I run my own website and I am not being paid!  I am a model damnit.  Accept it!  I am being paid in skimpy clothes and a hard dick!

Technically I have been a model!   It was my ass hole that was being fucked on one of our most popular posts, Anal Sex and Semen Creates a Higher Sex Drive in Women.  Does that count?  Probably not, because I made my husband take down all my ass pics and replace them with something more vanilla when I realized that post was getting so popular. 

Also, not to name drop or humble brag, but I was modeling sex toys we reviewed years ago.  Except back then I was going broke modeling, because these sex toys were just too dang expensive.  The things I do for my modeling craft and model career…

So to be fair, as a humble model not wanting to take all the shine away from the actual lingerie models that get paid for this stuff, I will post various shots from Paloqueth, who graciously sent me lingerie.  They did not ask nor require any review or follow up.  To be fair the official model shots actually show off the item, mine won’t.  I am not comfortable with that, because…well…because I ain’t no model, bro!

Ask any girl to show off her bad angles and watch how fast we pull out of our model bag and go into our just a normal girl bag, use our age card, or tell everyone how many children our hips have birthed!  

Modeling: PLUS Size Rose Pajamas


The first thing I modeled was the Plus Size Rose Pajamas.   Yes, plus sized!  I have been dieting since March and have lost more than 50 pounds.  As great as that sounds, for my age and frame, it means I lost my curves, my skin is loose, and I don’t have a booty anymore!  I loved my booty!   The shorts, unlike the beautiful model above, were just too big for me.  I don’t have the curves in the right places, so I decide to skip using any photos of me in the shorts for this photoshoot.   However, I adore the top and used the panties from the Red Bow Lingerie set  shown below.

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Vagception – Inserting a Fleshlight Sleeve into My Vagina and Then Having Sex

Vagception – Inserting a Fleshlight Sleeve into My Vagina and Then Having Sex

Years ago my husband and I had a lot of spare toys laying around that we weren’t going to use again. We either reviewed them once and threw them to the side or just never opened them. One of the spare things we had laying around was a Fleshlight sleeve.  A great idea we had was for me to try to slide this thing inside my vagina and let him have sex with it inside me.  This would create an intense tight sensation for him, as well as an extreme full sensation for me.   This process has been dubbed, Vagception.

Inserting a Fleshlight Sleeve into My Vagina Experiment:

My Hypothesis:

Inserting a Fleshlight into my body may give my husband the tightest sensation possible.  It will also be a neat sensation for me since my vagina will be double stuffed.

The Procedure:

Putting this damn thing inside me was like putting a wet water balloon inside of a keyhole.  After about 10 minutes of this thing flopping around like a wet fish, we decided to cut off about 1/3rd of the length.  This way it wasn’t as long and the tip would be open so his penis head could slide through and actually feel the back of my vagina.  To be honest, using my fingers and feeling inside my own vagina, I have about 4 inches of space before I bottom out.  The bottom of a vagina in the back can stretch, but I wouldn’t want this sleeve to stretch me.  Cutting the sleeve would also allow my husband to cum and have his semen actually shoot inside me.  

After about 10 minutes of this thing flopping around like a wet fish…

Now that the sleeve was much shorter, it was easier to control.  This gave me the ability to squeeze the tip and slide it inside my body.  I could then use my fingers in the sleeve hole to push the sleeve totally inside my vagina.   

Once inserted, my husband lubricated the flashlight sleeve and stuck his penis inside.  I didn’t feel any friction, just this full balloon feeling.  As his penis slid inside the Fleshlight sleeve, the entire thing expanded inside me.  This feeling was intense, but more intense in a science project way than sexual.  I guess you can say, it was as intense as smuggling contraband into a prison in your vagina.  A “that’s neat” intense.  Or a “dang, you can really use this hole as luggage compartment if you had too” type neat.    

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The Best and Safest Places to Have Public Sex

The Best and Safest Places to Have Public Sex

Rule 1, never do anything around children. It is not kinky for children to accidentally see adults having sex in public. That is just disturbing behavior.  

With that said…


Use your webcam.  This is as public as it gets, while still being totally safe.  You can do whatever you like on webcam, while people watch, chat, and consent to what they are watching.  Although some would argue this isn’t public, the footage can be saved and shared all over the world for as long as the internet exists.  It’s pretty public in our opinion!

Visit a swingers club!  Another great place to openly be able to have intercourse with your partner is at a sex club, or swingers club.  And no, you do not have to swap or share your partner with others, although that’s an option if you like.  Sometimes sex happens out in the open, and sometimes there are special rooms where you can have sex with your partner or others, while people can watch or join in (by entering the room or looking through windows set up to display the room).  

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Sex Toy Review: Devil Eye – Triple Vibrator

Sex Toy Review:  Devil Eye – Triple Vibrator

When I first pulled the Devil Eye Triple Vibrator out the box, I couldn’t figure out how I was going to eat with this thing.  I also couldn’t figure out why I had ordered a fork so oddly shaped.   And then I realized, wait, this isn’t a fork, this is my new best friend!

Paloqueth is quickly becoming one of the best Sex Toy makers in the industry.  Not only do they have great designs, but in our opinion, they have some of the highest quality products for the most affordable prices in the sex toy industry. 

So let me talk about my experience.  As always, every review we do, we try to incorporate the sex toy into a couples’ experience.  You can probably get a better review from experienced sex toy reviewers out there, regarding what an item is made from or how long the battery lasts.  For me, I don’t care what it’s made from, and as long as it lasts long enough for me to orgasm, I’m good!

I started off the night with a few drinks and Ryan’s dick in my mouth.  In fact, most of the time I use any toy that I insert into my body, I prefer to have Ryan in my mouth.  It helps me get turned on, it makes my orgasms more enjoyable, and it is truly a comfort thing.  Much like a young child sucks on a pacifier to relax.  I love gnawing on Ryan’s soft dick.  Ryan usually doesn’t get erect until I start breathing heavy, gnaw and suck harder, moments before my orgasm releases.  This is perfect for me.  While he waits, he plays with my nipples and rubs my body down.  When I do orgasm, he will shove his whole shaft down my throat.  This causes me to not be able to breath, which makes my orgasm much more intense.  An actual safe way to enjoy erotic asphyxiation.  

The Devil Eye Triple Vibrator will tickle both my holes, my clit, and I’ll have a dick in my throat.  In some worlds they call that airtight.  In my world, I call that a perfect evening with my husband!

The item worked as intended, with the results as intended.  It feels amazing, it can vibrate your little bean until it’s numb, or it can perfectly stimulate you until you have your release.  On insertion, the vibrator is soft and almost feels like a plump semi erect penis, rather than a hard piece of plastic.  For the record, I hate dildos, hate toys that have to be inserted, and usually only use a vibrator to massage my clit.  Usually during sex.  With that said, having something inside me while I toy my clit, always gives me better orgasms.  This sex toy provides that experience.  Great sex toy, great experience, great price.


More Information and Price: $37.99

Devil Eye – Triple Vibrator

Website product Description:

  • Dual Density Silicone- PALOQUETH G-spot vibrator is made from velvety soft, hypoallergenic silicone that is incredibly gentle even on sensitive skin.
  • Curved head stimulation -The curved head which makes it ideal for finding sensitive spots that are tricky to reach. It will bring you to a very wet climax in a relatively short time.
  • 7 vibration Modes- PALOQUETH vibrator is helped by a strong motor with seven patterns, the variety of vibration strength is unbelievable. They’re guaranteed to send chills up your spine and cause your toes to tingle.
  • IPX7 Waterproof- PALOQUETH stimulator is fully waterproof, you can use it in the bath or shower, delivering wave after wave of pleasure any time you choose. No fear of getting any of the electronics wet.
  • Magnetic USB Charging – PALOQUETH g-spot vibrator is rechargeable, so you will never need to replace batteries. Simply plug it into any USB port to recharge with the included cord.

We are not affiliated with Paloqueth and get no revenue from this review.  Our goal isn’t to make money promoting things in hopes you buy it, rather we are just sharing our reviews on products we have tried and want to share with our readers. This item was sent to us as a promotional product under the terms and condition that if we did not enjoy the product, we are not obligated to write or publish a review.   All reviews are just our opinions and experiences.