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December 7, 2015

The December Photo Shoot – Have A Sexy Christmas

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Sexy ChristmasBack in 2012 when we started our blog, Venice and I wanted to find a sexy way to celebrate Christmas and December.  We came up with the idea to do a photo shoot every day up until Christmas.  I believe it all started on December 1, 2012, when I asked Venice if she wanted to do a photo shoot with me cumming all over her milk and cookies.  Of course she jumped at the opportunity because she loves taking photos, and definitely doesn’t have a problem eating cookies and cream during the holidays (this photo shoot also inspired our January 2013, month long photo shoot of facials / and Venice swallowing  each day of the month).

From there it spiraled into us setting up a second Christmas tree specifically for photo shoots.  We’d message each other throughout the day and plan our next shot.  It was fun, but it was also a lot of work.

Even though the photos are from 2012, they are still timeless and we enjoy sharing them.  Welcome to the month of December!   Happy holidays everyone!

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November 9, 2015

Review: We-Vibe 4 by We-Vibe

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Great idea, not so great experience. As soon as we saw the We-Vibe design, we had to try it. Welcome to the future of dual orgasms and making love without having to grind out a woman’s clitoris with your pubic bone for an hour waiting for her to orgasm first.

False.

Venice and I struggled for years with the fact that she couldn’t orgasm during intercourse.  Well I did, Venice knew her body and it never really bothered her. Eventually I learned to accept that all women are different and no matter how long or well I perform, sometimes women just can’t orgasm through purely penetration.  As a young man, it’s hard to accept this idea. Eventually I conceded and gave up on it.  My wife could only cum with oral sex.

Venice taught me how to give her oral sex by teaching me to use my tongue in the same motion she would use her fingers when she masturbated as a young girl. I even asked her to masturbate in front of me. As she did, I watched her circle her clit in the same motion I would move my tongue during oral sex. After 30 to 40 minutes of complete silence and no variation in movement, she would orgasm. Of course, I learned to do the same thing with my fingers, even getting her to orgasm by jacking her clit with my fingertips like it was a miniature penis.  This eventually led us to rubbing her clitoris with our fingers during sex, and if we were patient enough, I finally got to feel her orgasm while I fucked her.  This was not an easy take because it usually took 30 to 40 minutes of slow movement, no interaction (even talking threw her off), a robotic like rhythm that couldn’t have any variation, a lot of patience, and a dick that stays erect.  Although the reward was good for both of our egos, it was just physically and emotionally draining to fail.

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October 19, 2015

Review: Fidelity G-Spot (Double Penetration) by Masturgasm

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Let’s start this review off with a bit of a disclaimer.  We really just do reviews for fun, not to be the most informative or sex toy gurus in the sex blogosphere. If you are a long time reader, then you know most of our blogs are light-hearted and fun.  If you are new to our site and reading reviews to get accurate research information on a sex toy that you are planning on sticking inside your anus, you may want to check out another site.  This is not what we do.

So let’s talk about Masturgasm. We browsed there catalog and saw a variety of toys that looked interesting to say the least. Even if you aren’t in the market for sex toys, their catalog is a blog topic in itself.  Awesome looking butt plugs shaped like fat girls, animal penises, and even a dildo that is shaped like Darth Vader.  I seriously didn’t even skim the top of all the variety they have.  Anything you can think of has been turned into a dildo.  Looking for a semi truck with a flat tired on the side of a highway on the planet Mars?  They have it! Not only do they have it, they also have that truck drivers penis molded in the shape of a tire iron.  Crazy dildos for crazy nights indeed.

Fidelity_G_SpotWhat we decided to do was be a little less crazy and try out the Fidelity G-Spot.   You know, a simple double penetration, clitoris massager, cock ring, and ball stretcher all in one.  Yea, pretty much we were not going to go crazy at all.  Just an average day here for Venice and I at Fuckblogging.com.

I’ve never seen anything like this before so I will give my opinion from my perspective and Venice will write a short review of her experience with the toy as well.

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October 12, 2015

Review: blueMotion NEX|1 by OhMiBod

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blueMotion-2-BTalk about the greatest thing ever made. I’m totally sold and I love this sex toy more than any sex toy I’ve ever owned. I wish something like this could have existed for Venice and I when I was off in college.

Definitely a must for long distance relationships.

I will try to explain how it works. First go to the app store and download the OhMiBod Remote:

Android – Google Play store

iPhone – iTunes App Store

Once the app is installed and on your mobile device, you will need to sign up an account before you get started.  All you will need is an email, username, and password. I know this may sound like a lot of work and as soon as you touch a vibrator your mind is programmed to think, “Orgasm, Dick, Pussy, Shake, Shake, Shake” but you will have to follow these simple steps to get your body into the high tech world of long distance vagina play.  Your partner will have to follow these same steps if you want him/her to control your toy long distance.  Your phone controls the signal to the toy, his/her phone controls your phone’s signals. That is how this device works.  However, if you do not have a partner and you just want to ride the subway and pretend you are texting while this vibrator uses your clitoris as a punching bag, you can use your own mobile device to control that pink button bulging from your panties.

upskirtThe vibrator itself slides inside the panties provided by OhMiBod. The panties are sexy as hell.  Not sure how it is “one size fits most” but they look sexy for sure. The vibrator has a small lump that will put more pressure on the clitoris area. It lights up near the lower portion.  This light is the actual button you will use to turn off the vibrator and turn it on.  This is also the light that blinks when it is not connected to any Bluetooth device.  Your vagina and panties now look like they have the terminator hid inside them.

Cool…As…Hell…Huh?

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October 6, 2015

Review: Hugo by LELO (Prostate Massager)

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LELO_Insignia_HUGO_product-1_black_2x_1Oh how I hate to do a mediocre review to a product that seems so well thought out, nicely packaged, and almost like a sex toy for royalty. However, my anus seems to be that of a common man, made only for a lady’s tongue or the tip of her finger.   The Hugo by LELO just wasn’t for me.

Hugo_Packaging_shot_Black_1000_0So yesterday we received a lovely package from LELO. Although we have never tried a LELO product, we definitely will in the future. Their mailing packaging is discrete, and their product packaging is classy and sexy.  In fact, seeing the box wrapped in a cute cloth bag made me want to do an “unboxing” for YouTube.  It really is nice.  Almost like a Samsung Galaxy unboxing for your anus.

So before I start, here is a little bit of “too much information” about me. I have a very sensitive prostate and have had prostatitis in the past. My prostatitis (an inflammation of the prostate) was onset by riding a dirt bike through a rough field for hours.  This irritated my prostate and I had to be on antibiotics for months. Since then, I have been especially careful with anything that I feel can be harmful to my prostate area.  A powerful vibrator on the prostate can possibly cause inflammation, especially if you have a sensitive prostate.  However, it works both ways, because a prostate massage can actually be helpful when the prostate is full (clogged).  So I guess this is a case of having to pick your poison carefully. Being that it feels so good and I have always enjoyed a finger, I will risk it.

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