Sex On The Beach

sex-on-the-beachI don’t know what drove us to head back to the beach that night.  Maybe we were summoned by the sound of perpetual waves rolling onto the wet sand.  Maybe we were drawn to the idea of warm air surrounding us.  Maybe our sandy feet from our stroll earlier that day caused us to make the drive back.  Whatever it was, the romantic notion of “fucking at the beach” was too strong to ignore.  But the fact was it was still winter. And despite us being in Florida, I bundled up as tight as I could, putting on layer upon layer of clothes from whatever was available in our car.  I started off with a brown spaghetti strap tank top, tan wrap skirt, and flip flops and added a black scarf, my pea coat, and fur-lined suede boots.  According to the reading on the rearview mirror, it was 43 degrees outside.

Almost immediately after Ryan shuffled around to open my door, the wind cut through my thin skirt, my boots doing little to keep me warm.  The frigid air enveloped me, letting me know it would not show any mercy.  It was past midnight on a Sunday and we hoped we would have the beach to ourselves.  Ryan told me to put my arms around him and that he would keep me warm.  I wrapped my scarf around my face like a mummy, buttoned up my coat, and pulled my sleeves down over my hands, but nothing I did provided relief.  We looked across the empty road dividing the parking lot and the beach and saw a lone car parked on the far right.  Three people with backpacks and hoodies came out; I was quick to judge, calling them “stoners.”  I was disappointed because I didn’t want anyone else around.  We kept walking and our paths crossed at the wooden ramp leading onto the beach. The wind seemed to blow harder as we neared the water.  Ripples on the sand looked like tiny little grainy waves suspended in time, as we were like giants looking down at sand dunes.  Fortunately our destinations lead us away from them and we end up on the lifeguard chair while they turned right and stayed near the water’s edge a safe 50 yards away.  My legs shook from the cold and it didn’t help that we were walking on sand.  We sat on the bottom plank of the lifeguard chair and constantly keep looking at the stoners.  I look at them like they’re nuts as they run from the waves coming in before settling down away from the incoming tide.  

With the temperature so low, I felt secure that no one was behind us.  Those three shouldn’t even been out here.  But they were, and that’s what prompts me to do what I did next.

The stiff board creaked beneath me as I hopped on and undid Ryan’s pants.  I put my warm mouth on him, not giving the blistering wind a chance to get his dick cold.  I swirled my tongue and suck him slow.  I felt him slowly growing between my jaws as I turned him on making loud smacking noises as I sucked his dick.  I moved my head up and down as he leaned his head back and enjoyed.  My own eyes are closed too as the wind kept blowing grains of sand in my face.

Ryan paused and told me that he saw flashes of light coming from the direction of the stoners.  When I looked up, sure enough, there were flashes of light intermittently blinking as each one was taking pictures on their mobile phones.  I felt dirty, sexy, depraved – all at once.  If it’s a show they want, it’s a show they’ll get.  I knew were too far away from them to show any actual details, so I exaggerated my movements bobbing my head deep into his crotch, deepthroating his cock, then pulling away without letting go of his manhood, then back down and up again, slowly so they catch every movement on their cameras.

I told him to grab the back of my head with both hands and to thrust his hips back and forth.  I opened my eyes and looked toward them; the lights continued to flash.  I took his cock down my throat one last time and leave him dripping with my sticky spit.  I moved my ass toward the edge of the wood board and slide my boots off.  I leaned back on my elbows and pulled Ryan down over me.  “Hold my legs up,” I told him.  He scooped his arms under both my knees and soon my calves are mounted on his shoulders.  He waited until I’d guided his cock between my lips before he begins pumping.  I grabbed the belt loops on his jeans and signaled for him to fuck me faster.

Again, I looked at the three stoners who have made no attempt to hide exactly what they were doing.  And why should they?  We weren’t. The flashes became more frequent as they seemed to be scrambling to see who could get the best shot of my man fucking me. I gave them every opportunity.  I stood up and turned around.  Ryan lifted up my skirt onto my back.  He took hold of my waist as he rammed his dick in me.  “Harder!”  I ordered him. He rammed his dick in me so hard my whole body thrusted forward.  I tried to stop myself and more loose grains graze the skin on my palms.  I stayed bent down, my face almost resting on the board as I faced our audience of three.

“I said harder!” and he obeyed.  I said this loud enough for them to hear.  I screamed each time his dick pistoned in and out of my pussy, making sure my cries are picked up over the waves sloshing behind them. “Oh, God!  Oh, God!” I yelled repeatedly.  “Fucking cum in me!”  I kept screaming until Ryan grunted out from his cum.  He laid his chest on my back and I waited for his dick to release his hot load in me.  I stood back up and pulled my dress down.  We’re “done,” but the flashing continues.

So if you see any pictures of  a couple fucking on a lifeguard chair online that are of questionable quality, please link us. We’d like copies.

Quarter 3 2013: Top 10 Sex Blogs

top10Our reviews are based off a database which keeps track of various categories:   Media, Originality, Updates, Variations, Entertainment, and a few other categories which will remain unpublished.  We have a few trusted friends and fellow authors helping us rate each blog submitted.  We then calculate and review the top 10 blogs in the database.    Yes, we have an actual system.  However, our system is still just our opinions.  No blog listed below will be eligible for another Top 10 list until the end of the year Annual Top Blogs list (the only blogs eligible for the ‘year-end Top 10 list’ must be a previous quarter listee of that same year, and must have our top 10 logo displayed somewhere on their website we can see).

This quarter we added another element to our blog criteria: Twitter accounts.  I was surprised to find so many sex blogs out there without a Twitter account.  Twitter allows you to talk to your readers, provide instant feedback, updates, and events.  If you pride yourself in being a 21st century blogger, you have to offer the means in which you can keep contact with your readers.  Here we present our top 10 blogs of the second quarter of 2013: (twitter / blog url)

Honorable mention:

“I Married A Sex God”-  (I Married A Sex God)
This blog made my list as an honorable mention because she has no twitter.  I love her articles and her attitude.   I also just find her blog outright entertaining, from her ESP to her wolf-like Sex God of a Husband.   The blog is a great read and it shows you the insight of a woman who refuses to tame her wild sexual wolf of a husband.

10. @nerve (Nerve)
I love seeing other people’s confessions.  I don’t know if they belong to the composer or even if they’re true or not.  The fact that there is at least one person out there who can relate to your secret makes you feel less lonely and discriminated against. Confession of the day: “I recently started dating again.  It’s funny how I do things different nowadays.  For instance, I wash my balls extra thorough.”

9.  @PornConfessions (Confessions Of A Porn Store Owner)
Porn Confessions keeps me thoroughly entertained with real, horrifying Craigslist ads, complete with screenshots of the alleged perpetrators. “Just a nice clean in shape guy looking for companionship willing to pay for dinner and a movie for a good night out. The only thing I ask is that you are not overweight.  Call me shallow if you want. I’m just looking for a date. Its my birthday.” See Craigslist Confessions.

8. @NatiraDarius (Diary Of An Owned Slave)
I am unfamiliar with the Master/slave (M/s) lifestyle.  I never took the time to understand it, so upon entering Anastassia’s blog, one of my first tasks was to read the “Procolomation of Servitude.” Anastassia’s beautifully-written oath to her Master is fascinating and something to respect, even if you’re unfamiliar with servitude.  Her site reads like a sex diary interspersed with daily musings and real life situations.

7. @remittancegirl (Remittance Girl)
Remittance Girl has a way with words that make me (yes, me!) feel simultaneously dirty, sexy, and aroused. With a delicious opening line like “His thick, inked arm felt like a fleshy cage, trapping her in the bed” from Sorry This Number Is No Longer In Service which connotes strength, bad boy, overpowering, and animalistic brute, one can’t help but to continue reading about this eloquently-written sexual experience.

6. @AnalAmy (Anal Amy)
If I see anything with “anal” in it, you’ve already caught my attention. Per her bio, she was given her namesake in high school.  Admittedly, if, as a high schooler, I’d known a girl who loved anal, I would think she was nasty.  Today, I’m envious, I’m curious, and I want to give her a high five for figuring out that every guy loves it. EVERY guy. If you’re a guy who denies it, you’re probably not getting it.  Check out The First Guy To Lick My Ass, an erotic tale of the first guy who licked her ass, which of course, led to a steamy anal session.

5. @Bambi_Kiss (Girl Uninterrupted)
What I like about this blog is the various ways in which she presents her thoughts to her readers.  Expect frank confessionals, an erotic photo, or something that reads like a naughty poem (see The Thin Line ).  This variety helps to keep my interest rather than having to see a picture with no background or a story with no visual accompaniment, both of which I can appreciate on their own.

4. @blogdangerously (Blogging Dangerously)
Sex blogging isn’t necessarily about sex, but the person who envelopes and shares your sex life.  “Kit” writes about her relationship with her husband, who is a key person in her blog, naturally.  She’s not explicit or graphic in her writing, but I can related to the emotional bonding she has with him. She focuses on her connection with him and their family, which are just as important as maintaining a healthy life in and out of the bedroom (see Husband).

3. @suggestive (Suggestive Tongue)
Lorelei is a Psychology college student who specilizaes in Gender, Sexuality, and Queer studies. Knowing that, I couldn’t wait to see her thoughts on the woman who said she couldn’t marry her man unless she made 300 sandwiches for him.  She writes, “If I were to break down a stragner’s relationship and were to find a series of disrespect, minimizing feelings, an imbalance of care or affection, a lack of trust or empathy, or straight out physical or emotional abuse, for instance, I would view that as a “wrong” relationship.”  Some people will agree with her, other won’t. Judge for yourself: Is There A Wrong Way To Date.

2. @msnaughty (Ms Naughty)
Ms. Naughty is not your run-of-the-mill sex blogger.  She’s done things, she’s been places, and I consider her knowledge (of breadth and depth) to be a breath of fresh air.  See Aspiring Male Porn Performers. Her advice is real and to the point. “Could you, potential straight male porn star, get hard and jerk off in front of a group of other men you don’t know – say, several large bearded members of a motorcycle club – then come on cue and then do it again ten minutes later? If that sounds difficult, you might want to reconsider your ambitions. (If it sounds easy, you might want to consider your sexual orientation)”

1.  @CarrieAnn_ (View From The Floor)
Have you visited Carrie Ann’s blog? Her mind is sharp and her tongue is even sharper.  Since discovering her blog, I found myself totally engrossed with her posts and don’t-give-a-fuck attitude.  I invite you to read this: Sex Positive Hypocrite, for a perfect example.  She’s so damn amazing.

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Snapshot Wednesdays – Hands On

hands_onWe have decided to add erotic photography of us to our blog each Wednesday, now known as Snapshot Wednesday.  These won’t be low quality candids or shots taken from our cell phones, these will be photographs we love from our own little photo shoots.  Hopefully these pictures will come out more like tasteful erotic art rather than amateur pornography.  We will update the gallery each week with a new photo to share with our blog followers.

This week we used a photo we named Hands On.  This photo was taken the same day Curves was taken.  Very much like Embrace, except we each used one hand to cover my breasts.  I think it came out lovely.

Freaky Friday Search Terms – my buddy made me suck his huge dick

freakyfridayEach week we will post our most outrageous search terms that people used to find our website that week.  Ryan and I will then share our own thoughts and hopefully entertain you guys or at least make the search term make a little less sense.

Each search term was gathered by wordpress and/or google statistics and they are all very real search terms.   Each search term was used by some person in the world that ended up on our page.

10. dont cum in my wife
Ryan:
Or have sex with her.
Venice: Or kiss her.
Ryan: Or think about her.
Venice: At least he had some boundaries though.
Ryan: That’s true.  It could have been worse I guess.   Don’t walk up to my wife while she is in the shower after you came inside her and stick your finger up her vagina to hold the cum in like a cork.   
Venice: Now that’s a husband making a stand.

9. his n her butt plugs
Venice:
Ohhhhh, amazon.com here I come.
Ryan: Ohhhh, so which hole do you consider the man, your vagina or your ass?
Venice: Real cute Ryan.
Ryan:  Whatever, just know, you’ll be wearing both.
Venice: Just know, that leaves no holes for you.
Ryan: Unless you’re also buying a matching pacifier, I still have a hole.
Venice: … and that hole has teeth smart guy.
Ryan: That is NOT funny.  In fact, I am editing out that comment just so other women who read this don’t get the wrong idea.
Venice: Uh huh, we’ll see.

8. why guys don’t taste their cum
Ryan: We do, we just don’t talk about it. 
Venice: You shouldn’t give your man a choice.  Scoop it out and push it in. 
Ryan: Nice.  I imagine 100s of very straight, never taste my own cum alpha husbands, will enjoy their wives new technique you taught them tonight. 
Venice: You didn’t mind.
Ryan: Oh, so we’re having one of these days huh?
Venice: What?  I’m just saying, you didn’t mind, Mr. “Oh God, feed me my own juices and make me your bitch, Venice!”
Ryan: Wow.   I’ll be editing that one for sure.
Venice: Uh huh, we’ll see.

7. 69 techniques with ball sucking
Ryan:
You know at least a couple 100.
Venice: I don’t think he meant that.
Ryan: That’s funny because just last night…
Venice: That is kind of funny.   I was just doing this.
Ryan: Well, this one won’t make any sense to anyone but us, but that’s okay. 
Venice: I’ll explain.  Last night I was on top of Ryan 69ing, and I started sucking his balls while he ate my ass and vagina.   True story. 
Ryan: True story.

6. how to swallow his cum
Venice:
Open your mouth and let him cum inside there.  Close mouth and swallow.
Ryan: Might be a bit too complex, can you simplify it more?
Venice: Open, close, gulp!
Ryan: Seriously, I think this person may still have trouble understanding, maybe you can just show them visually and demonstrate on me?
Venice: Okay (Link).

5. dental dam porn
Venice:  So I just googled dental dam.
Ryan: Yea, me too.
Venice: Bucket list?
Ryan: Added.

4. my buddy made me suck his huge dick
Ryan: Talk about bad luck.  Not only did he end up with a horrible friend that forces him to  suck cock, but he also happens to be  fucking huge.  
Venice: Bad luck? Luckiest friend ever!
Ryan: Ugh, you’re such a size queen.
Venice: Listen, us ladies gamble when we choose our men, okay?  We see a guy that we like and walk up to play him.  He is firm, colorful, and lights up the room, so we get excited and reach for the handle on our slot machines.  Hopefully we don’t end up at a nickle machine, you know?
Ryan: No, I don’t know.  I didn’t realize you thought of me as a damn slot machine either. 
Venice: No, you’re my jackpot.
Ryan:  Awwwwww….
Venice: I bet you won’t edit that shit out, huh.

3. how i got my man to suck cock for me
Ryan: Apparently you find him an aggressive friend with a huge cock.
Venice: Ha! 

2. how long does it take for sperm to come out of butthole
Ryan:
Venice?
Venice: Depends really. 
Ryan: Oh man, she is about to make Bill Nye the Science Guy proud right now.
Venice: Well, there are so many variables.  The tightness of your sphincter muscles in your anus and the amount of times the penis thrust inside you to loosen those sphinter muscles.  Also, the quantity of the semen itself.  If the man has a huge load, gravity will take effect much faster. 
Ryan: Interesting stuff here.
Venice: I personally like to lay on my tummy after anal so gravity pushes the semen deeper into my colon and I  absorbs the nutrients.  I will also stay in this position a few minutes and check my twitter and E-mails.  I like to stay connected.
Ryan: She likes to absorb her jackpot.
Venice: Then finally I will rinse off, but as I do, I squeeze my sphinter muscles in my ass the entire time.  This keeps Ryan’s semen in my body, which is where I want it.  
Ryan: She likes to keep that jackpot inside her.
Venice:  I really regret that compliment now.
Ryan: Cha Ching…. jackpot baby!
Venice: Anyway, to answer your question, it stays in your colon until you use the bathroom.

1. how to give a blow job without getting juices inside the mouth
Venice: Ryan?
Ryan: Ha! 
Venice: Care to share your advice or experience with us, Bill Nye?
Ryan: Too funny.  I don’t give blow jobs, and seriously, other than that jackpot comment, I am pretty much going to edit out all your comments this week.  The new working title will be, “Ryan’s Opinion on Freaky Friday Search Terms” 
Venice: Uh huh.

V’s Wet Inbox: How Deep Is A Vagina?

how deep is the vagina“How deep is a vagina? Sometimes I see large porn stars enter all the way inside a girl, like there is no limit to how much she can take.  Other times I see a man only go 3/4 of the way in and stops.  I always wondered if this was her limit or does the guy just stop because he is taking it easy.  Do you know if a vagina bottoms out?  Like, can a guy be too big and it won’t go all the way in?  If you have experienced this, how does that feel?”

First, every woman and her vagina is unique and different, just like a man’s penis.  With that being said, I’d say the average depth of a totally stretched woman’s vagina probably mirrors the average size of a man’s, of the same race, stretched erect penis.   I do not want to get into race, but it’s been researched numerous times and different races have different sized penises.  Hopefully we can all accept this.

My own personal guestimate, from using Ryan and toys, my depth is around 6 or 7 inches.  However, I’d say I bottom out at about 3 or 4 inches.   When I say bottom out, I mean my vagina is probably literally 3 or 4 inches deep.  I can stick my finger inside and feel my cervix and my entire back wall.  It’s actually very shallow.  I have learned though, with Ryan, that once the penis hits the back wall, it can stretch back maybe another 3 or 4 inches inside our bodies before it stops.   I assume this is what drives most men crazy.  They can feel our back walls rubbing against their shaft as they push deeper than our bodies can go.

Once my vagina stretches to that 7 inch point, it absolutely stops. Is there a limit?  I would say yes. Once it stretches to that point, it doesn’t go further.  Not only does it stop, it hurts.  Only when I’m extremely horny and in the mood for an intense pain does it feels good, but most of the time it really does hurt and makes me jump out of position and slap my man on his hips or chest.  If a woman can slowly stretch more and more, I have no idea.  I’d assume, like everything on our bodies, it can be stretched beyond it’s limits throughout time.  I have seen large porn cocks, like 10 inches, and the woman takes IT ALL.  I don’t know if they just take the pain that comes along with being fucked by a huge dick, but that sharp pain does nothing for me.  I’ve tried to endure this pain, but sometimes it hurts so bad that I have a “light period” the next day or I have a pain in my side.  So to see porn stars take what seems like a 10 inch dick in the vagina is crazy, but I don’t know their habits (do they stretch themselves with a dildo, do they have sex for hours at a time several times a day, etc).

Although I have experienced a penis totally bottoming out where no more can fit inside, there are different factors involved that I believe can contribute to this:

Position: There are just some positions that keep me from receiving all of my man’s dick. One is doggy style, and it’s because the angle prevents me from enjoying sex.  If I don’t enjoy sex, my man doesn’t enjoy sex. It almost feels as if his penis is drilling into my stomach. Therefore we avoid this position when his dick is 100% erect.  Another similar position I have trouble with is missionary with my legs on my man’s shoulders. This position is almost like an inverted doggy style and it feels like my vagina is curved and shortened, making it feel like the back has been tightened. Depending on Ryan’s erection quality, he isn’t getting his dick all the way in unless he wants me to cry.

Speed: If my man is fucking me slow, it doesn’t matter how hard or soft he is because he’s easing himself in and not forcing me to stretch.  If he is moving slow, even n the positions mentioned above, I can literally feel his penis hit my back walls, push in my walls, and slowly bottom out to the point the pressure builds up mini orgasms.  If he gets a bit aggressive, just once, the pain immediately throws me off.  It’s funny how some men think they know what they are doing, but working their tool inside the mysterious female body  is a lot more complex than they think.  Regardles, Ryan’s dick isn’t the same thickness or hardness every single time we have sex.  And because of his varying hardness, I have to adjust to his size every time we’re intimate.  Sometimes the thickness, hardness, or both dictate what positions and speed I enjoy the most that night.  The slower he goes, the more comfortable I am with feeling his penis put pressure on my back walls.

Pain tolerance: This goes hand-in-hand with position and speed.  If the pain is just too much for me, it becomes noticeable by me drying up.  And that can happen in a matter of seconds.  Ryan has become very skilled in reading my body language and my gasps and can differentiate my reactions of pleasure from the ones that cause pain.  In my opinion, this has contributed to him being a fantastic lover.

Dildos: Some dildos are hard and rubbery and don’t allow room for it to move back.  Whereas a penis has a little bit of leeway, meaning a man’s body is flesh so any kind of “recoil” back into his crotch will help to absorb additional length which for any reason, cannot be fully inserted into a woman’s vagina.  In other words, some guys will push so hard that their dick will actually push back into their own bodies, making the amount that goes inside the woman much less than the man’s size.  This is definitely why some positions you can take all of a man, while others you cannot.  I don’t really use dildos, but I have tried a few times.  I hate them.  A dildo is an inanimate object that can do real damage if you are not careful.  And yes, a dildo can absolutely bottom out.

adam&eve

December 01, 2014