So I Am Officially Adding Model To My Resume! Say Whaaaaat?
Oh boy, the power of the internet! Who cares if I run my own website and I am not being paid! I am a model damnit. Accept it! I am being paid in skimpy clothes and a hard dick!
Technically I have been a model! It was my ass hole that was being fucked on one of our most popular posts, Anal Sex and Semen Creates a Higher Sex Drive in Women. Does that count? Probably not, because I made my husband take down all my ass pics and replace them with something more vanilla when I realized that post was getting so popular.
Also, not to name drop or humble brag, but I was modeling sex toys we reviewed years ago. Except back then I was going broke modeling, because these sex toys were just too dang expensive. The things I do for my modeling craft and model career…
So to be fair, as a humble model not wanting to take all the shine away from the actual lingerie models that get paid for this stuff, I will post various shots from Paloqueth, who graciously sent me lingerie. They did not ask nor require any review or follow up. To be fair the official model shots actually show off the item, mine won’t. I am not comfortable with that, because…well…because I ain’t no model, bro!
Ask any girl to show off her bad angles and watch how fast we pull out of our model bag and go into our just a normal girl bag, use our age card, or tell everyone how many children our hips have birthed!
Modeling: PLUS Size Rose Pajamas
The first thing I modeled was the Plus Size Rose Pajamas. Yes, plus sized! I have been dieting since March and have lost more than 50 pounds. As great as that sounds, for my age and frame, it means I lost my curves, my skin is loose, and I don’t have a booty anymore! I loved my booty! The shorts, unlike the beautiful model above, were just too big for me. I don’t have the curves in the right places, so I decide to skip using any photos of me in the shorts for this photoshoot. However, I adore the top and used the panties from the Red Bow Lingerie set shown below.
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I started off the night with a few drinks and Ryan’s dick in my mouth. In fact, most of the time I use any toy that I insert into my body, I prefer to have Ryan in my mouth. It helps me get turned on, it makes my orgasms more enjoyable, and it is truly a comfort thing. Much like a young child sucks on a pacifier to relax. I love gnawing on Ryan’s soft dick. Ryan usually doesn’t get erect until I start breathing heavy, gnaw and suck harder, moments before my orgasm releases. This is perfect for me. While he waits, he plays with my nipples and rubs my body down. When I do orgasm, he will shove his whole shaft down my throat. 
First, let’s start off by saying this is one of the coolest ideas we have ever heard of; however, technology just may not be able to keep up yet. We will split this review up into both of our opinions since it is two separate toys that work together via Bluetooth. Before we get into the review of the actual product, let’s make sure we give a big thank you to the UK based 
video, the Onyx 2 strokes you in the same rhythm. If she is sucking fast, it also moves fast. In the video we viewed, it was two women giving a blow job, and this thing was able to keep up with the video and vibrate to the exact same movements. Unfortunately the Onyx 2 randomly stopped and we’d have to move it around for it to start vibrating again. Unsure if this was a connectivity issue, but either way, I’m going to have a 
OMYSKY Lipstick Vibrator (The Perfect Hidden Pleasure)
There isn’t much to say about this little thing except: incognito, low-key, 007 – my little James Wand, Go-Go Gadget Vibrator, and “Oh, let me just go to the bathroom and put my face on.” Small enough to shove in a corner pocket of your purse, undetectable, and can even be pulled out as you look for other things. This little guy gives no hints of what he is really all about. It’s the perfect little toy for the girl on the go!
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