World’s Most Beautiful Vagina Competition – Leaderboard and Past Winners

The World’s Most Beautiful Vagina Competition – Leaderboard and Past Winners

Years ago we posted a blog about the Best Anus Contest, which only had a 1 year run. Much to the dismay of the million asshole lovers on reddit, the contest and leaderboard is now offline.   So all that is left is our article, the 1 time winner of the world’s most beautiful anus,  and a few submissions.  Because of this loss, we decided to archive the World’s Most Beautiful Vagina competition winners and link to the yearly leaderboard for our blog readers.  As of now, this link below still works.  We are not affiliated nor sponsored by this contest.  We just enjoy the idea and find it sexy and fun to share.

World’s Most Beautiful Vagina Leaderboard

Past winners:   

The World’s Most Beautiful Vagina Conclusion

As you can see, the past winners have all types of appearances.  Admittedly, the tight and compact labia seems to be the most popular, but a few larger labia did win it for the year.  I believe the smaller labia reminds men of a “tight” sensation visually and they can’t help but to vote for the more compact look.  However, they are all beautiful and definitely deserve their crowns!   The contest also seems biased to DSLR cameras, high quality lenses, and completely shaved.   Hair is beautiful too!


We are not sponsored nor affiliated with any of the links above.  As with all our Wild Wild Web entries, this is just dumb sexual things we found  interesting and wanted to share with our readers.

 

8 Weeks Of Growing Out My Bush In Photos

growing my bush shaved8 Weeks Of Growing Out My Bush In Photos

When I first announced that I was thinking about growing out my bush as my next sexblogging.com project, I immediately received a lot of flack from visitors to our site.  The response to the idea was almost funny, because a few people messaged me telling me not to ruin my body.   The messages expressed how much they hated how the bush on a woman looked, how it was gross, how it was unclean, and how they would never be attracted to any woman who had a hairy snatch.

They are wrong!  A bush is beautiful and I will show you why in photos!

Why I Am Growing Out My Bush

I guess before I start I will try to explain why I thought the idea of growing out my bush would be fun to begin with.  I’ve notice online, and probably because of the laws in Japan that prohibit porn from showing the actual genitals, that a lot of Asian women have a bush.   I’d assume this is because if Japanese women did not have a bush, then their porn would show nothing.  Although the genitals are censored, the hair is not. growing my bush week 1This would make pubic hair in the Japanese culture very important.  Even if a Japanese man is with his wife, obviously in real life there is no censor blur in front of her vagina, but since men have been conditioned to only enjoy the site of a pubic hair through porn and photos, why would he ask his woman to remove this aphrodisiac  (which we can now call an afrodisiac)? I believe the same can be said for the older generation here in the United States.  The younger generations seem to think that the bush is gross or unclean, while the older generations love and appreciate a hairy vagina.  When they grew up, all their porn had hairy women.   Their first experience was with a woman who had hair.  The bush was a sign of womanhood for them.   This lust and fetish doesn’t change because women in the 90s started shaving landing patches and bermuda triangles in their crotches.  Eventually, getting rid of any sign of hair and going completely bald eagle.   Some men absolutely love a thick bush, and I can respect that.

The Asian Girls and their Hairy Bush

, think of the times you have seen pubic hair in an American movie.  Full frontal nudity is still rare, but when it does raise its head, the female actresses always seem to have hair.  The hair represents nudity without it being labeled as pornography.  It represents the taboo of the revelation in American cinema.  Conversely, in almost all American X-rated movies, the adult film stars have their pubic hairs shaved off (which has become an accepted norm) making it easier to see the details of dicks and pussy in action.

growing my bush GrowthThe History of the Bush and Pubic Hair

The history and the importance of why humans have pubic hair is unknown, but a lot of people suspect it has to do with the pubic hair helping to retain the natural pheromones produced by glands to entice the opposite sex.  Before you shrug off the idea that we actually need a reason to attract the opposite sex, try to understand that animals do go in “heat.”  Smells released from the female body attract the opposite sex (cats & dogs for example), and the male will know it’s that time.   Although we are not cats or dogs, the concept remains.  As noted in an article written by Dr. Kristie Leong:

A thick patch retaining a woman’s natural pheromones makes sense.  According to some theories, animals and people are attracted to members of the opposite sex who have pheromone scents that are distinctly different from their own. This reduces the risk of inbreeding, which could produce offspring with genetic defects. Pubic hair helps to trap these volatile scent molecules, which are quickly broken down when exposed to air.

I personally find myself attracted to my husband’s underarms, which I kiss and lick each morning.  I also know my underarms drive my husband insane.  I’ve watched him sniff and lick under my arms (when I do not get ticklish) and get the hardest erections I have ever seen.  I also will notice at times when we are having sex, he can cum almost immediately if I lift my arms up and let him smell my pheromones.  This isn’t just some article I read, this is my own experience.

growing my bush monthsI have heard of other reasons for pubic hair which I may not agree with, but I suppose are worth noting.  It is said that rough hairs in the pubic region help protect the delicate tissues of the genitals.  This would explain why the pubic hair is unlike the hair on your head.  I am unsure about this theory, as I let Ryan beat my thing up to the point of no return, and within the next few days my “delicate” skin is back and ready to fuck.  Hair or no hair, my vagina doesn’t feel more protected from the large penis going in and out of my body.   Since I wear clothing and do not walk around nude, I will never know if the bush protected women, or kept them warm when they didn’t have much clothing.   I assume the same would be said for the bush being this great protector.  I’ve heard that the bush helps keep harmful particles out of the vagina (an argument I’ve heard in defense of actually keeping a bush — people’s misconception of the lack of bush being “cleaner”).  Since we wear clothing, again, my vagina is protected from whatever harmful particles it needs to be protected against.   I am not a big fan of these reasons for keeping your pubic hair, but nonetheless, they are different theories worthy of this blog.

Less so now, but prior to civilized times,  pubic hair would also be a sign for a male to know a woman is ready to reproduce.   Pubic hair is a sign of puberty, which is also a sign a woman is fertile.  For that reason, girls with pubic hair are no longer girls, but women.  This concept is not too far fetched as Ryan has also told me that he cannot wait to see my pubic hair in all its glory.  He has also said that when he grew up, a shaved vagina was unheard of.  A real woman had hair.   All the porn he had seen, which wasn’t much, but the same dumb little VCR tape him and his siblings hid from their parents, had nothing but 70s porn stars, all full of hair.   This was the most sexual thing he had ever seen, and these women, hair and all, definitely turned him on.  Not to mention, he has told me all the movies in the 80s never showed genitals.  The only way “nudity” in a movie was either breasts, or a huge bush.  Unlike the younger generation that have no idea what it’s like to see bush in an 80s film (what do the films show these days?), Ryan loved it.   That love has definitely created a slight fetish, as he is excited as hell to see my thick Asian bush.

growing my bush full growthEnough with History, Let’s Get Into Growing My Asian Bush!

The last time I had a bush was when I was in my early 20s.  That was many years ago and we had both forgotten what it looked like.  Growing up and hitting puberty, I had a bush and that was that.  I never thought about shaving, trimming, or shaping it.  The first time I’ve seen myself truly clean shaven since puberty was after my husband (then just my boyfriend) shaved it with me because we were horny and bored, about 6 months into our relationship.  Since then, I have never grown out my bush to its fullness, never going more than a week before shaving fully again.  I know from experience that the first day after I shave my skin gets very irritated.  In preparing for Day One’s picture, I shaved everyday for a week prior to February 1, 2013, the first day I will start growing my bush.  I did this in order to allow my skin to become less itchy, bumpy, and/or inflamed on the actual day of the the photo, and since I used a brand new razor this week I knew I would be more susceptible to cuts, nicks, and overall skin irritation.  Additionally, I used cocoa butter in the morning and evening to keep my skin soft and to lessen the appearance of chafed skin.  In my opinion, it has done an excellent job.  I expect that as my hair starts to grow in, I’ll experience major itching and prickling.

For the finished product, if I get one “you look like you got Buckwheat in a leg lock” joke, I know that I’ve succeeded.

Enjoy!

 

 

Your Penis Size Compared To An Average Woman’s Body

Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Penis Size with Comparisons To A Woman’s Body

The perception of penis size has become very warped. This is the result of a number of factors, including the advent of pornography, photography, photomanipulation, men that lie about their size, racism, and dishonest reporting of the penis size. This blog aims to change a few misconceptions about penis size through photos that compare a various sizes to a woman’s body.  

When one is looking to learn about the world, generalizations are fundamental. Those generalizations will be presented without citation. The strength of this blog is not the interpretation of scientific data.  We will simply post photos and let the photos be the research.

Let’s begin with the reality of the average Penis Size

The global average penis size is 5.1 – 5.5 inches (14 cm), and most likely toward the smaller end of this scale.  

Five point five inches. Five and a half inches. 5 1/2 inches.

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5.5 inches

5.5 INCHES

5.5 INCHES

Sometimes different averages come up, because most sample sizes are random.   It would also depend on the location.  Sometimes it’s 4.9 inches, 5.1 inches, sometimes it’s 5.6 inches or even 6.1 inches.  What’s interesting is, if you took the time to research and average all the results with each other, your average would still be in the 5.5 inch range.   So for this articles sake, let’s go with the idea that the average human penis is typically about 5.5 inches long.

Accurately measuring your Penis Size

There is a right way to measure your penis is called Bone-Pressed Erect Length. To find your measurement you will first need to be erect.  Once erect, stand up, lay a hard ruler flat along the top of your penis, and push the ruler in towards your pubic bone. Try to straighten out any curve by gently pulling on the tip of your glans.  The farthest point the ruler reads is your standardized erect length.

Bone-Pressed Erect Length (BPEL) Steps:

  1. Start on the top side of your erect penis (the side of the penis facing up towards you when you look down). 
  2. Put the end of your ruler or measuring tape at the base of the penis, right up against the pubic bone (where the penis meets the body). If you have a curve, slightly straighten it by gently grabbing the tip of your glans.  Be sure to push past any excess fat or pubic hair so the ruler is right up against the bone. 
  3. Measure in a straight line from the pubic bone to the tip of the penis. 

 

That’s your actual penis length. According to a 2015 study, the average flaccid length is 3.6 inches, while the average length of an erect penis is 5.17 inches (Veale, 2015).  If you do any other technique, like not pressing against the fat, or measuring along the side or along the bottom, or reading the curve of a measuring tape down your glans, you are doing it wrong.

Why do some resources tell you to measure differently to get your penis size?

Here is your number 1 result from Google explaining how to properly measure your penis, which actually describes a totally improper method:


Here’s the(in)correct process on how to measure penis length:

  1. Grab a ruler or tape measure.
  2. Begin by putting the end at the tip of your penis.
  3. Measure in a straight line from the penis head, down the shaft, and then to the tip of your pubic bone.
  4. Don’t press the pubic bone, and push past any excess fat or pubic hair that may get in the way.
  5. Get the measurement at the pubic bone and note it down. That’s your real measurement.

 

This is incorrect.  Because every person has a different sized FUPA  (fat upper pubic area), you would have inaccurate measurements that will change with weight loss / weight gain.   If a guy is overweight with 7 inches bone pressed erect length, his fat pad on his pubic bone would hide some of his penis size.  If a guy is skinny who is 7 inches bone pressed erect length, he will not have much fat on his pubic area and may measure closer to 7 inches (his measurement would be closer to his bone pressed erect length).  Does this mean the guy with less fat has a bigger 7 inch dick?  Maybe in a sense of what can penetrate a woman, but scientifically, measuring from the pubic bone would be an absolute size that ignores the FUPA, the weight of the man, or his genetics regarding the fat on his pubic bone area.  Therefore, bone pressing would be the only way to accurately measure a man’s penis, because his size will not change depending on his weight.  Even though the chubby guy with 7 inches may only be able to penetrate a woman with 4 to 5 inches, depending on his FUPA, he still measures 7 inches from his pubic bone.   If he lost weight, the size that penetrates would change.  However, his bone pressed erect length would remain the same.  And this is why bone pressed erect length is the most accurate way to measure a penis.

The reasons behind the misinformation on how to measure penis size.

Why do people insist on non-bone-pressed erect length measurements?  Some of the reason is insecurity.  A lot of guys need to see porn stars or others and focus on the length that penetrates the woman.  It is common for a man to use his bone-pressed measurement as his size, while telling his own ego or partner the length of a porn star non-bone-pressed.  This gives his own ego and/or partner a warped perception of his size or how porn has camera tricks that make them look so huge.  Porn does have camera tricks, but most porn stars are also well above average.  If his penis is 7 inches bone-pressed, and a popular porn star that is huge measures 7 inches non-bone-pressed, most people do not know the difference.  It’s misleading, but it would be the truth in a weird warped way.   

Other reasons studies use the non-bone-pressed erect length measurement is because the study is being done by a research team that is working in the condom industry.  They would not need to study the dick that all the way to your fat pad when developing condoms, just the useable shaft. So they tend to focus on non-bone-pressed erect length more than your actual size.

No legitimate study would ever consider using anything other than the bone-pressed method simply because it would make no sense to judge a person’s dick size with body weight and body fat being a variable that can change a man’s size.  And what sense does it make to use a control that can change depending on what you ate that week?

A Popular photo that floats around various communities that judge measurements the same way shoe collectors inspect “real or fake” shoes posts online.  Yes, it’s that serious.

Other than the zero-end rule being flawed, this photo is still a great example of the different ways men measure.  Again, measure however you want and show your woman all the best sizes, but just do not post online!  You can’t beat the internet.  It will be criticized if you do not check all those boxes. Personally, I and many others disagree with the zero-end rule.  The fat pad in the pubic area varies with different men, especially depending on your weight.   A larger man may have more fat than a skinny guy, so you’d need to press to the bone.  Which is the entire concept of a bone-press measurement, it will NOT change.  This extra fat may block the zero-end.  The zero-end visible seems to be a very strict way of measuring for those that study dicks, dick sizes, and dick measuring techniques like astrophysicists study the universe.  

So what does an accurately measured 6.25 inch penis look like on an average woman?

Here is what the 6.25 inch erect penis from the photo above looks like scaled accurately and compared to a woman 5’4″ and 110-115 lbs.  For the record, 5’4 is the average height for women.   As with all averages, there are shorter and taller, but on average, women are 5’4 tall.  Look at the comparison of a 6 inch penis covering a woman of average height.  This 6 inch size can obviously give an average height woman all the deep penetration she desires.

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How to Have Huge Cum Shots

How to Have Huge Cum Shots

First, everything mentioned is supplements you can buy on Amazon, Wal-Mart, or any retail location.  However, when taking supplements, please do your own research.  We are not responsible for any side effects you may have.   Everything below is my own experience, while taking each supplement for a month (one month natural for comparison / one month taking just 1 of the supplements below exclusively).   Any supplement I took that I did not see any effect, I did not list below.    At the end or this project I took each supplement that I felt gave me huge cum shots and put them in a stack and tried it out for a month to see the results.  

Before we get into the supplements, lets go over a few tried-and-true techniques that increase your loads.

Exercise that help with huge cum shots

KegelsKegel exercises for men can strengthen the pelvic floor muscles, which support the bladder and bowel and affect sexual function.   The stronger your pelvic floor muscle, the longer  you can hold your load.  Once you release, this will create the illusion of much huge cum shots because your semen will launch much further.

How to Kegel:

  • Find the right muscles. To identify your pelvic floor muscles, stop urination in midstream or tighten the muscles that keep you from passing gas. These maneuvers use your pelvic floor muscles. Once you’ve identified your pelvic floor muscles, you can do the exercises in any position, although you might find it easiest to do them lying down at first.
  • Perfect your technique. Tighten your pelvic floor muscles, hold the contraction for three seconds, and then relax for three seconds. Try it a few times in a row. When your muscles get stronger, try doing Kegel exercises while sitting, standing or walking.
  • Maintain your focus. For best results, focus on tightening only your pelvic floor muscles. Be careful not to flex the muscles in your abdomen, thighs or buttocks. Avoid holding your breath. Instead, breathe freely during the exercises.
  • Repeat 3 times a day. Aim for at least three sets of 10 repetitions a day.

The mental step to huge cum shots

More so than any supplement or muscle exercise, being extremely turned on and foreplay can help with huge cum shots.  As you get older you may notice you are less excited during sex, which can lead to smaller loads.  Try to find a mental space, foreplay, or maybe add toys/videos to your bedroom to get you both excited.  Communicate and let your partner know what type of dirty talk turns you on, or what she could do extra to send you over the top.    The more excited you are, the more you will cum.

Abstinence

The longer you wait to orgasm, the larger your cum shot will be.  It’s as simple as that.  If you quit masturbating or having sex for a few days, your prostate will be loaded with a huge load that will impress any woman.  Do that with the mix of the recipe below?  You may actually drown her.  The real question is, can you abstain from sex or masturbating?

Supplements that help with huge cum shots

  • Celery Seed Extract:  1500mg.  Taken 1 time daily (or just eat celery) 
    Increase Orgasm Intensity:  YES.  Because it makes your semen thicker, the ejaculation feels much better.  Much like rubbing your taint increases the intensity, so does a huge thick load passing through your balls and shaft.
    Increase Amount of Cum: YES.  It gives much more volume as well as makes your semen much thicker.  You will see an increase within a day after eating Celery or taking Celery supplements.
    Side Effects:  I didn’t have any side effects from eating Celery.   
  • Zinc: 25mg Strength. Taken 1 time daily. 
    Increase Orgasm Intensity: NO
    Increase Amount of Cum: YES.   Zinc definitely increased the amount of semen but did not change the thickness.
    Side Effects:  Taking 25mg of Zinc makes me feel a bit off for a few hours but nothing particular.  My wife says although the quantity is bigger, the flavor is much more bitter than cum shots while not taking zinc supplements.
  • Pygeum: 100mg Strength. Taken 2 times daily. Total = 200mg
    Increase Orgasm Intensity: NO
    Increase Amount of Cum: YES.   I noticed more pre-cum while erect.  This supplement seems to keep the prostate less engorged and effect pre-cum and the Cowper’s gland.
    Side Effects:  A lot of people use this supplement for enlarged prostate, and some side effects have been reported.  Other than leaking a lot more while erect, I didn’t have any side effects.
  • Lecithin: 1200mg Strength. Taken 1 time daily. 
    Increase Orgasm Intensity: YES.  Anytime you can get your semen thicker, it will make your orgasm more intense.
    Increase Amount of Cum: YES.  I noticed bigger loads, thickness and amount of ejaculate.
    Side Effects:   None.
  • Pineapple Extract:  500mg (or just eat pineapple)
    Increase Orgasm Intensity: NO.
    Increase Amount of Cum: NO
    Side Effects:   It can make your semen and pre cum much sweeter.   We listed this supplement to help with the flavor, especially to counter the bitter effects taking Zinc did to the flavor of my semen.

The Cum Holy Grail

These results led me to do one more test. I tested all of the supplements that I saw good results with as a supplement stack. Celery Seed, Pineapple Extract, Lecithin, Pygeum, Zinc. I kept the same dosage and tested it for one last month.  

I have discovered the holy grail of orgasms.

  1. Celery Seed Extract Supplments = 1500mg (or just eat celery)
  2. Zinc, 50mg Strength, Taken 1 time daily = 50mg
  3. Pygeum, 100mg Strength, Taken 2 times daily = 200mg
  4. Lecithin, 1200mg Strength, Taken 1 time daily = 1200mg
  5. Pineapple Extract Supplments = 500mg (or just eat pineapple

If you want to see more thick loads, check out a kinky subreddit all about huge cum shots: r/thickloads  

What Does It Feel Like To Cum In A Woman’s Throat

What Does It Feel Like To Cum In A Woman’s Throat

Although some readers may feel this question is more of, “Just try it…”   It’s hard to “just try it” when the woman you are committed to or in love with can’t deep throat so they may never know what it feels like to cum in a woman’s throat.  Or doesn’t want to deep throat.  When watching videos isn’t enough and you want to read what it feels like, rather than watch it, these blogs can come in handy.

When trying to explain what it feels like to cum down a woman’s throat, I must first talk about the two common positions  most women deep throat.  One would be with her faced upright toward you.  Although this is the most common position you see in porn, it is much harsher on her throat and your penis than the alternative position.  This is because no matter how wide she opens her mouth, you will feel her teeth on the way down her throat.  Look at the illustrations and the angle the dick has to bend.  It is also much harder for a woman to relax since the natural curve of your erect penis (unless you have a downward curve) will be pushing against the back of her throat trying to go up her sinus opening rather than down her throat.   Going up the throat doesn’t sound very pleasant huh?  And it’s not just rough for her, it’s also rough on your dick. 

For me, this position has actually caused my uretha to bleed!?!  The bottom teeth can be like little razors and if you slam your hard dick a bit too hard, a woman may tense up and tighten her jaw.   I got a bit too aggressive and injured myself being deepthroated.  In fact, when I came, it was bloody.  Ouch. 

Not exactly what you thought you would be reading when you clicked on this blog huh?  I blame the alcohol and being a bit too overzealous.    Grabbing the back of a woman’s head and forcing her to deep throat your cock visually seems great, but realistically, it’s extremely rough.   On you and her.  Be careful.

The best position to cum in a girl’s throat.

The alternative position is face fucking.   This is a position when the woman lays below you and you fuck her mouth exactly how you would fuck her vagina.   In my case, I can slide my dick all the way in my wife’s throat, straddling her head with my thighs, and going balls deep inside her mouth.  Because of the shape of my penis, the angle naturally goes right down her throat.   If she slightly looks up or hangs her head off the bed, it creates a direct path down her esophagus.  This also helps her relax a lot more so her jaw isn’t tense, which helps you avoid the teeth.  Since my wife has no gag reflex I can press hard against her face and feel her chin bone on my upper crotch and her nose bone smashing against my balls.  This pressure of her upper lip and nose against my balls feels amazing.  The harder I press, the deeper I go, the better it feels.  

There are so many sensations in a woman’s mouth that are hard to explain, but I will try.  First there are a woman’s actual lips, which can pucker up and create an anus like sensation on  your dick, depending on how tight she puckers.  However, when a woman is tightening her lips, her teeth tend to rub hard over the penis so I prefer my wife to open as wide as she can.  This takes a lot of trust, as she must be totally relaxed to keep her mouth open wide, throat totally ready, and teeth off your shaft.   If I was rough or wasn’t careful, I could slam my dick into the back of her throat and injure her.  The goal for me is to make sure I am sliding and following her tongue down her throat.   There have been times when I have pulled up a bit too much and slammed my dick back into her mouth and instead of it going down her throat, it hits her tonsils and bends my dick, hurting us both.  So rather than letting my dick go wherever it wants, I have to make sure I slide it in a controlled manner and always feel for the hole in the back of her throat.   Much like when you are having sex with a vagina, if you pull too far out, you may miss her hole and slide up her crotch (or down her ass crack).   

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