Our Experience: Deepthroating While He Urinates (part 2)

Deepthroating While He Urinates (part 1)

Ryan: The next day after failing to urinate while Venice was deepthroating me, Venice sent text messages and teased me for not being able to follow through with our plan. For instance, before she left for work she would make the peeing sound as she talked, “Have a good day at work Ryan, last night was so ssssssssssssspecial.” Of course she was just teasing me but I knew I was going to pull it off the next time we tried. The conditions had to be right though. I had to make sure my bladder was empty in the afternoon so the flavor wouldn’t be so potent that night. I was going to start drinking a lot of water around mid day to make sure I felt the urine sensation as my work day ended. I also thought about the position we previously tried, her flat on her back being face fucked, and knew it wouldn’t work. I’d want to be able to pee and know the stream could go down her throat, rather than pool back up into her mouth and possibly choke her. Mainly, I had to be mentally prepared. I needed to tell myself that I would pull out quick if anything happened, Venice wasn’t going to choke, and I knew I had to relax.

As my work day came to an end I felt the pressure from my urine in my bladder growing. I knew by the time I got home I would be able to pee whether I wanted to or not. I called Venice on my drive home and let her know I wanted to try again but in the bathtub. I also needed her to help set up the camera so everything would be ready. I am unsure if I could set up the phone, put in the memory card, and do a bunch of technical things all while holding in my urine like a three-year-old child who didn’t have a potty near.

Venice: The first time I was disappointed that we didn’t get to finish the deepthroat urination. Although I was nervous, I was more excited. Experiencing these “firsts” with each other is what bonds us even closer, not to mention the memories we get to make with each other and the talks following. I was excited to get a second chance. I get home a few minutes before Ryan, so I was already undressed and ready to get started. I stood there, giddy, excited to get him hard.

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Our Experience: Deepthroating While He Urinates (part 1)

First of all, let’s try to make sense of the article and put this gross idea in perspective.  We know most people are not into urine play, we understand that most people think it’s disgusting, and we know that not even porn websites openly allow urine play or golden showers on their servers.  We don’t care.  Apparently we are not normal, because not only do we not think it’s gross or disgusting, we have no problem with urine and do not find it nasty or dirty. Does it taste good?  Nope.  Does it smell bad?   Nope (as long as we do not eat asparagus), not unless you think movie theater popcorn smells bad . Does it belong in the person you loves stomach? Probably not, but I will talk about that issue in more detail throughout this blog.  From Japanese soldiers fighting in World War II running out of medication and drinking their own urine to stay healthy, to the once World Champion MMA fighter, Lyoto Machida, drinking his own urine each morning to stay strong and fit.

On May 7, 1996 there was a theory published in the Theoretical Medicine Institute, that drinking your own pee may work as a “cure” for cancer.  The theory is that with cancer cell antigens in the urine, when ingested again, it will help your own immune system create antibodies and so your body may well be able to cure itself of cancer.  ~ Theoretical Medicine Institute

Does that mean Ryan and Venice are into feces or 2 girls and a cup? Absolutely not. Feces is toxic, smells, and obviously tastes like shit.  We’ve never played with feces, and that is one thing we have both talked about that just doesn’t turn us on or do anything for us.  This isn’t the first time we have discussed urine play, as in December of 2012, we shared our golden shower photo shoot and story with our blog.  However, that was far from our first experience with urine, as we have always been opened minded enough to try new things with each other throughout our entire relationship (we have a polaroid of us playing years ago — yes, a polaroid).

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Threesome Memoirs – Our Last Threesome

After a little over a year of our memoirs, I decided to go back and organize a little better.  Below, I have redone the table of contents with links to each article.

Our Threesome Memoirs:

1         Bisexuality
1.1      My Awakening
2        His Story
3        Listing Ads on Dating Websites
3.1     Angry Lesbians and Studs
3.2    Crazy Men
3.2.1 Men Pretending To Be Women (Pat The Squirter)
3.3    The Man Hating and Pushy (Edith the Cat Lover)
3.4    The Young and Flaky
3.5    The Shy (Shai Wan)
3.6    The Intimidating (The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly)
3.7     Finding The Third (The First Meeting)
4        My First Kiss
5        Our First Threesome (Venice’s Perspective w/ Ryan’s commentary)
5.1     Our Second Threesome (Ryan’s Perspective w/ Venice’s commentary)
5.2     The Secret Lesbian
5.3     A Threesome From Every Perspective
5.4     A Different Type Of Double Penetration
5.5     Giving Him A Double Blow Job
5.6     The Naughty Lunch Break
5.7      I Fucked A Girl With A Strap On
5.8     Tasting His Cum On Her Pussy
5.9     Our First Sleepover
5.10   Foxy Brown
5.11    The Break Up
5.12   Face Fucking
6        Is My Wife Really Bisexual?
7        The Women I Want
8        What Is A Unicorn
9        Coming Down From The Threesome High

Extras:
What NOT to text your possible threesome partner
The DOs and DON’Ts
How To Have A Threesome (Parody)
What If Your Wife Wanted To Have A Threesome With Another Man?

our last threesomeThere are a few more experiences that are in the drafts that we may share, but today I am going to share our last experience.  Do I mean our last experience as in never again, or last as in the one that chronologically happened last?

Let me just go through the experience and if you make it to the end, you can help me decide what it all means.  I’m not going to glamourize this experience or make it seem like a steamy hot threesome.  I am going to describe what happened, and while it happens, I will try to take you through the other thoughts that run through my head.   With each threesome I’ve written about, there have been small moments where I leave out how I really feel, and instead focus on writing the experience as detailed and steamy as possible.  Because this blog is also a diary of our experiences, we’d prefer to read back one day and smile at the things we’ve done.  However, I have enough of those moments and I am not a sex author, so I will now do what I do best, and analyse my thoughts.  It’s important to remember, I am not talking about Venice or her thoughts at all.  How I feel, what I feel, may seem a bit narcissistic, but my selfish reasons for having a threesome isn’t the same as Venice’s. I will try to explore why I am having a change of heart towards threesomes and really no longer interested.

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Random Moments – Sex So Good It Took Us Back To The Future

back to the futureA few Saturdays ago, Ryan was invited to watch UFC 182, Jon Jones v. Daniel Cormier, at his friend’s house. Because of a prior commitment with our little ones, I wasn’t able to go. This was a very highly anticipated fight for Ryan, so I told him to go and to call me if he got bored or if he wanted to say hi. The preliminary fights started at 7:00 p.m. and the house was an hour away. He was bringing drinks, so he knew he had to leave about 5:30 so that he can stop by the liquor store and get provisions.

4 o’clock rolled around and he hopped in the shower to get ready. Meanwhile I went to the kitchen to pre-heat the oven for pizza. I set it to 455 degrees fahrenheit. It called for 450 degrees, but I was too lazy to hit the minus button on the oven to make it exact. I’ve never known a frozen pizza to burn because of five degrees.

20 minutes later, Ryan is ready and I put the pizza into the oven. We all flock to Ryan in the kitchen to say good-bye to him and to shower him with hugs and kisses, but I’m not ready for him to go yet. I touch his crotch and told him that I wanted to fuck him. I pull him into the room and start to undo his pants. “Damn, girl! You just had it! You want it again?”

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Threesome Memoirs – Face Fucking, Semen, And Threesomes

face fucking threesomeThere are three things I love: Ryan’s cum, face-fucking, and threesomes. I was lucky enough to experience all three at the same time. You may ask, “Doesn’t every face-fucking end with Ryan cumming in my throat? Yes, sometimes even twice.” But it has never happened during a threesomes, and not every intimate moment ends in him orgasming. You may also ask, “Doesn’t every threesome end in you or Ryan having an orgasm?” No, definitely not.

Ryan and I made a promise to have intimate time with each other every morning and evening (to start and end our days — the circle). This doesn’t mean that I have to orgasm or that he has to orgasm. The decision on whether or not we will orgasm can be just as uncertain as to how we decide to spend our intimate time with together. Ryan can let me know which of my holes he is currently obsessed on, but I control whether or not we wait for later to orgasm or end our intimacy with a bang (literally). Sometimes we will fuck until my body and vagina feel raw and if he hasn’t came, I will let him know the clock is ticking. “If it doesn’t happen in the next few minutes, you’ll have to wait until tonight,” I’ll tell him. Or tomorrow. Whatever I feel like telling him. I work hard to empty his balls. Very hard. And I take a lot of pride in what I do. I like knowing that I can bring him to climax quickly, intensely, or in multiple amounts. I love it all. It makes me feel like a woman and it makes me feel like I’ve done my job as a wife.

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