The new Subway 3 inch delux? If you are going to do a comparison photo, and your penis can barely cover an inch of bread, please do not use a foot long Subway. Word of advice for Ian Jett, next time please use a tater tot for your comparison.
An employee at a Subway fast food chain in Columbus, Ohio, posted a picture of himself resting his penis on the restaurant’s sandwich bread to Instagram.
“My name is @ianjett and I will be your sandwich artist today,” read a caption that accompanied the not-suitable-for-work picture that appeared on Ian Jett’s feed.
When confronted about the picture, Jett tried to clarify his reason for sharing the image of his little penis over the foot-long bread roll.
“I would never do that at work — it was at home,” Jett told the Huffington Post. “This isn’t something I’d ever do at Subway. It was totally a joke.” — we do agree with this statement, his penis is definitely a joke.
It must takes big balls to be proud of having the smallest penis. In that case, Nick Gilronan must have testicles the size of watermelons. Please see the photo. Okay, wait, he doesn’t.
The 27-year-old UPS Store worker who won Brooklyn’s smallest penis contest said he’s proud of his tiny package.
Ladies, he always delivers.
“The size of a man’s penis does not matter for who he is as a person or in a relationship. Same thing with breast size. We’re all made in different shapes and sizes, but the media puts pressure on people to look a certain way,” he told the website Gothamist after his victory Saturday at Kings County Bar. Gilronan then said he wanted to “put on a good show for the audience. Looks like my efforts were successful.”
The owner of Jersey Joe’s Pizzeria told Huffington Post today that he’s not the guy in a photo circulating around the Internet, showing a white-haired man masturbating in a pizzeria kitchen — nor is it anyone working at his establishment.
In Jersey Joe’s storefront window, the humble eatery proudly displays an “A” rating from San Diego’s Department of Environmental Health, with a score of 98 on its recent June 3 inspection.
Reporters at the shop showed Giusepp “Jersey Joe” Scire the photo, which was posted on the photo-sharing website 4Chan, and then Yelp.
“It is not me [in the photo] and that’s not my pizzeria,” Scire told the Huffington Post.
Some Japanese places are okay with Sumo wrestlers in thongs, dirty panties in vending machines, hand jobs at massage parlors, and sex anime, but BBW is just too much, and too western.
Japanese police have arrested the alleged ringleader of a sex home-delivery service specialising in women weighing up to 150 kilograms (330 lbs), a spokesman said.
Keiko Saito, 41, and one of her employees are suspected of conspiring to run a prostitution business under the name “Makkusu Bodi” (Max Body), which boasted that it catered for men who like “explosive boobs and bums”, police said.
Saito is alleged to have had about 30 overweight women working for her, including one who tipped the scales at more than 150 kilograms, Jiji Press reported.
Police say punters in Tokyo could telephone to request a visit in their home or hotel room, a service called “deri-heru” (delivery health) that is widespread in Japan, where it is illegal to sell penetrative sex.
Saito, who is believed to have earned about 400 million yen ($4 million) over three years, had previously worked as a prostitute, Jiji said. She began her business because she believed larger women were popular with customers, the agency added.
Vegas, you know what you have to do to fill this void. Get the BBW’s lined up. The Japanese men don’t come to Vegas just to gamble, that’s for sure.
The average American man’s penis is 5.6 inches (14.2 centimeters) long when erect, a new survey of 1,661 men finds.
The study, published online July 10 in the Journal of Sexual Medicine, is relatively consistent with the results of prior surveys of penis size.
Penis size has been the subject of dozens of studies, as well as countless urban legends, myths and spam emails. For many men, the idea of not measuring up can cause a great deal of anxiety.
But whether penis size truly matters to a man’s sex partner is up for debate. Some research shows that women who experience vaginal orgasms do so more consistently with men of bigger girth. [Macho Man: 10 Wild Facts About His Body]
Other work suggests bigger isn’t always better: One study found that ideal penis size depends on a person’s height, and another showed that girth matters more than length to most women.
Consistent findings
In the new study, Debby Herbenick, a researcher at Indiana University, and her colleagues asked 1,661 men to measure their penis’s length and girth for the purposes of fitting for a condom. (The men submitted their data online.) At the time of their measurement, some men were with partners or “a friend,” although most employed a DIY method for attaining an erection.
Not surprisingly, penises come in all shapes and sizes. The smallest erect penis in the study was about 1.6 inches (4 cm) long, and the largest was 10.2 inches (26 cm) long.
The average penile girth was about 4.8 inches (12.2 cm).
Moreover, all erections are not created equal, the study also found. Different methods of obtaining an erection may lead to different size measurements — men in the study who became aroused through oral sex reported larger penis size on average than those who attained erections through fantasizing, Herbenick said.
“We don’t know if that means that when men have oral sex that it’s more arousing and they get a bigger erection, or means that men who have bigger penises could be getting more oral sex in the first place,” Herbenick told LiveScience.
Past measurements
The study found that other characteristics of a man, such as his race or orientation, weren’t good predictors of his member’s size.
Male penis size is well-charted terrain in studies, Herbenick said. Now, she’d like to gather data on female genitalia.
“It would be good for women to have good data to show, ‘Hey, there’s a lot of diversity for women’s genitals, just like there are for men’s,” Herbenick said.
The new Subway 3 inch delux? If you are going to do a comparison photo, and your penis can barely cover an inch of bread, please do not use a foot long Subway. Word of advice for Ian Jett, next time please use a tater tot for your comparison. 
