Wearing My Wife’s Used Panties

Wearing My Wife’s Used Panties

When I first got married I went through a phase with my wife that included experimenting with sexy undies, shaving my legs, and exploring various adult curiosities that you aren’t allowed to explore until you live with someone else that enjoys trying new things with you.  However, I never imagined I’d feel sexy wearing my wife’s used panties.  And honestly, from the beginning, my wife made it clear, she wasn’t cool with variations in my undergarments.  It just wasn’t attractive to her.   

Below are selfies of my wife wearing the same panties, taken the day before my selfie above. 

The History of Wearing My Wife’s Used Panties


When my wife and I first moved in together, neither of us really knew what was or wasn’t appropriate. All we knew was that now that we were “adults” things would change and we could do whatever our young hearts desired. Walk around nude, have sex at any time, dance around naked playing air guitar together, and pee in each others faces for fun. Finally we got to to all the things adults do when they are all grown up! Oh boy!

I remember shopping one day and I saw male thongs at the local store. I recall thinking to myself, “I am going to look sexy as hell in these.  Should I buy the slight thongs or pure thongs that look like dental floss?”

“Dental floss it is!”

I bought the thongs and rushed home to try them on. I remember looking in the mirror, unable to fully put my sac inside the thong, so half a testicle on each side was kind of hanging out. My penis also didn’t stay where it belonged so I laid it along the waist line hoping to cover it with the strings that wrap around my hips. Although not much coverage, I felt it still looked great and just knew my wife would love it. She was still at work and she wouldn’t be home for a few hours. So I just kept the thongs on and otherwise was nude on the couch. Just wearing the thongs made me horny with excitement and I couldn’t wait to see her face.

Unfortunately I passed out on the couch and when she walked in, I was laying there, turned away from the door, with my ass and thong exposed to the world. Unable to put on my Zoolander look to make the thongs more appealing, my wife walked over to me and let me know she was home. I believe she was too uncomfortable to even touch me because she kind of hit/tapped me on the shoulder like you would if you were waking up a bum on a park bench.  I stood up.  My vision a bit foggy from still being tired, penis plump from falling asleep horny with man thongs on, each ball hanging out the side of the thong because the fabric could no longer hold half of them inside, and the floss like backside of the undies totally hidden by my ass cheeks.  My wife didn’t say a word. She didn’t laugh, she didn’t smile, she didn’t blink…I am unsure if she even took a breath to be honest. After this awkward 20 seconds, which seemed like an hour, I asked her if she liked them?

My wife looked at me and responded as stoic as I had ever seen her, “Please throw those away and never put anything like those on again.”

I was immediately defensive and I used the old line, “You said you loved me and I would look sexy in anything…”

She looked me up and down and responded, “I lied.”

I never put on thongs again.


 

My First Time Wearing My Wife’s Used Panties

Fast forward 20 years and a Christmas photo shoot where we were planning on doing role reversal for entertainment on our blog.  The idea was to take photos the opposite of what we had taken 7 years earlier.  For instance, if my wife was bent over in front of a Christmas tree with a yo-yo tying her hands behind her back, with the title, “Santa’s Workshop”, we’d do the same with me.  So we’d put her panties on me, tie my hands behind my back, and try to take the same photo 7 years later.  

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7 Years – Our Christmas Past and Present (s) – Santa’s Sex Workshop

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Santa’s Sex Workshop

It all started in December 2012 with our 25 day photo shoot we did leading up until Christmas.   It was actually a bigger task than we thought it would be.   But we had fun and 25 days of memories.  Now, in 2019, we are going to try and do a more comedic approach maybe.  Maybe sexy.  We will try to reverse roles and see how the pictures turn out.  I assume silly as hell, but it should be fun…

Let’s stop the intro there for this one….

Look closely at the picture above.  Because we did try a role reversal photo.  We set up a smaller tree, the train tracks, and even had a yo-yo, although a different color.  And let me just say, the panties were no longer pink, but more of an off grey with a touch of pink.  Yes, we still had the same panties!  The ass was that of an old hairy man with skinny legs (me?!), and the bulge was an actual hairy ball sack.  In my mind, it could have been great.  If I was young with a sublime ass.  If I was still shaving and perfectly trimmed.  If I had been doing squats for the last 10 years and my body was a perfect sculpture of the statue of David.  Alas, this photo shoot wasn’t meant to be published.  If you are on social media and happened to click in, you are welcome.   If you just came by the blog for the first time, you are welcome too!  But thankfully it’s the spirit of Christmas here at our blog, and it’s the thought that counts!

What I did do last night for the first time was put on a pair of my wife’s old panties.  This isn’t something I ever found sexy to look at, but I did get a strong feeling of connection.  So much so, that I suggest I start wearing her used panties the next day after she wore them.  I know, I am embarrassed even typing that.  A bit emasculating, but my response from her was pretty intense.  My wife said, “That would be so hot.  Like almost complete pussy and body worship.”   So we will see what happens with that.

Otherwise, let me add to our previous blog.  Here is our favorite little hidden gem we found last year when we were making a lo fi Christmas playlist.  Our new tradition for our December 1 blog:  We LOVE the movie National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation.

*edit:  We added the photo from the 2019 photo shoot.  This is your last warning.  lol.  Do not scroll down unless you want to see old man ass in pink panties!  

Christmas Past – December 2, 2012

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Christmas Past – December 2, 2019 

 

Sorry guys, Venice made me post it!  I warned you!

 

7 Years – Our Christmas Past and Present (s)

7 Years – Our Christmas Past and Present (s)

Cookies and Cream

It all started in December 2012 with our Chocolate Chip Cookies with Nut photo shoot.  After that photo shoot we decided to take a picture every day leading up to Christmas.  It was actually a bigger task than we thought it would be.   But we had fun and 25 days of memories.  Now, in 2019, we are going to try and do a more comedic approach maybe.  Maybe sexy.  We will try to reverse roles and see how the pictures turn out.  I assume silly as hell, but it should be fun.  Although we will not do every day, as some of the sexy shots redone would be more gross than funny or sexy.  We will try to keep it classy and redo the photos that can work both ways.   For example, cookies n’ cream!  For those of you that have been around since the beginning, it should be entertaining.  You can check the original 2012 photo shoot post here.

Also, here is our favorite little hidden gem we found last year when we were making a lo fi Christmas playlist.  Our new tradition for our December 1 blog:  We LOVE the movie National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation.

If you didn’t get the Christmas feels from that song, then you may not have a soul!  Talk about taking us back to our childhood and just blasting our ears with holiday greatness.  Love it! 

Let’s get back to the photos.  Below you will see our original idea with the silly border (at the time we loved it).  We kept the same vibe and spirit and left the border the same.  Enjoy.

Christmas Past – December 1, 2012

Christmas Present – December 1, 2019

Damn, we are packing this blog with all types of neat stuff!  Perfect song for this blog, Lukas Graham’s 7 Years…

 

A Total ‘How To’ Woman’s Guide To Licking Your Man’s Ass

A Total ‘How To” Woman’s Guide To Licking Your Man’s Ass

My First Time

I will go over my first experience with eating my man’s ass, which at the time I didn’t even know girls did to guys. I did a photo shoot with my husband back in 2013, labeled “Naughty Girl“, which we tried to articulate the beauty of rimming.   This blog will have other pictures from that photo shoot that we have never previously shared.  This blog will be a total ‘how to’ woman’s guide to licking your man’s ass.

So let’s get naughty… Woman’s Guide To Licking Your Man’s Ass

One night, my husband (boyfriend at the time) and I was talking on the phone.  He was away in college and we were talking about things we wanted to try over Christmas break.  To be honest, long distance and talking over the phone helped us more than anything ever could.  When we were together physically, we tended to shut down our line of communication, and just act and react.  We talked, but it wasn’t necessarily deep. We kiss, say cute things, fuck, then go about our day like everything is perfect.  No real communication. I do believe, that had we not had time apart, it would have took much longer for him to communicate that he had a desire to have his ass licked.  This was over 20 years ago, so it wasn’t a common thing.  In fact, it wasn’t anything I had heard a girl did to her man.   Just totally unexplored territory.  In hindsight, I thought giving a rim job was a joke about gay sex, because I had always heard the term “tossing salad“, but never thought it was a real thing.

Tossing Salad Woman’s Guide To Licking Your Man’s Ass

This actually originated on an HBO documentary called “Prisoners of the War on Drugs” produced in 1996. In the film, there’s a segment called “Tossed Salad man” who describes to a reporter one of the ways another prisoner might pay for drugs or pay off a drug debt. It involves having the person apply some jelly from a jelly packet to his ass hole and then sucking his asshole like it was a pussy, while he jacked off…

We’ve also heard, they can apply salad dressing from a salad packet.  Anything to change the flavor. 

It gets into A LOT more detail than that, as well as a few other “methods of payment” they practiced inside the prison…

The same year, the comedian Chris Rock, having seen the film, worked the term into his stand-up comedy routine. It has been heard in other places since, including movies like Me, Myself and Irene, when Jim Carey is viewing the Chris Rock comedy special on TV…

Here is a clip of the original HBO film:

Okay, so now you know where I had to take my mind to.  A dark place.  I had to prepare myself for prison life.  A live or die mind-set here.  Just a young girl trying to survive…

It didn’t matter.  I was newly in love and nothing would have intimidated me.  I would have agreed to try anything, if he had brought it up.  I was ready to toss his salad, no jelly or salad dressing needed.

During Christmas break, he was staying with me at my house.  My mom would leave for work each day so this is when I would go downstairs and explore all the things a girl will explore when her boyfriend is living with her.  Oral sex, cum shots, having sex 13 times in a day.  You know, the things we do when we are allowed to actually have our boyfriend live with us!

As Christmas break neared an end, he got up the nerve to say to me, in a nervous shaky voice, “Do you want to try to lick me down there?”  

Shocked, I asked, “Do you want another blow job?”   I had no idea.

He didn’t make eye contact and responded, “No, my ass.”

My heart dropped.  Not because it was gross or because I wouldn’t do it.  But because for the first time, I was going to face something sexually that I hadn’t thought about 100 times.  I had thought about giving a blow job for the first time.  I had thought about a guy going down on me for the first time.  I had thought about having a guy on top of me as he pushes his penis inside my body.  I had even stuck things in myself to see what it would feel like.  So when my boyfriend and I were together sexually, nothing intimidated me.  I had already done it in my head so many times, it felt natural.  And I loved the thought of it, so it felt right.  But this?  Licking his asshole?  I had never thought of doing that to anyone.  Not once, in all my teenage years, did I sit in bed late at night and imagine myself putting my face down on a man’s ass, and sticking my tongue out to taste his butt hole.  No way.

This may be hard to relate to, because these days anal play and rim jobs are much more common.  Porn and quick access to any type of fetish, is just a click away.  But back then?  Unheard of.  More woman’s guide to licking your man’s ass below.

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Love Eating – Enjoying a Full Meal Off Each Others Nude Bodies

Love Eating – Enjoying a Full Meal Off Each Others Nude Bodies

Each morning I wake up and make my morning coffee.  I have about an hour to prepare myself to go to work. For the first 30 minutes I will get my morning affairs in order.  I then pull the covers off my husband and wake him up.  We sleep nude, so he will roll over and expose his body to me, tell me he loves me, and open his legs so I can sit Indian style between them.   I will lotion him up with coconut oil and rub his legs, his crotch, his balls, his anus and taint, his inner thighs, and give him a morning massage.  This massage can lead to me finishing him with my hands, oral sex, or riding him until he cums.  No matter where he releases, it will be inside me.   I do not leave the house without him in me.  We have done this faithfully, or variations of this, for the last 6 years.  It’s part of our life.   It’s also when we open up and talk.  No rules.  Nothing is off limits.  No fantasies are judged.  Even if I talk about having sex with a hundred 80 year old men at a senior citizen home, it’s strictly talk.  It’s mental porn.  It’s a connection.  It’s can be extremely raunchy, or extremely sensual.  We also talk about things and ideas we have never tried.  In other words, the sexual ideas flow.

This morning my husband asked if I would like to eat dinner off his body.  Of course I would, but food and our bodies isn’t something we have seriously toyed with in probably 22 years. 

When You Started to “Love Eating”

I do remember when we first started exploring each other, nude and  totally new to each others’ bodies.  I asked my husband, who was my virgin boyfriend at the time, if he would like to eat ice cream off my vagina. In hindsight, I don’t think he was ready for that type of connection at the time.  He was still learning how to properly eat me out, let alone figuring out how to eat ice cream off my labia.  It was a real mess.  He also experimented with a lollipop and pixie sticks.  This was all years ago. 

I guess the most recent thing we have done with food was about 7 years ago, for a Christmas photo shoot, I let my husband cum on a chocolate chip cookie that I ate while dipping it in milk.  This wasn’t eating off his body, but it was incorporating his cum with something I ate.  Other than that, food has been pretty off limits.  

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