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October 25, 2019

Naughty Selfies – Like A Virgin

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Naughty Selfies – Like A Virgin

I’ll try to keep these selfies limited to new outfits, panties, and ideas, rather than the exact same poses and panties every day.  Thankfully, I do change my panties! Unfortunately, until I learn how to stretch and morph my body into alien-like positions,  I am a bit limited at what I can do with my camera!

Dear Naughty Selfie Diary:  November 19, 2019. 

Like a virgin, selfie for the very first time!  Again…. 

Oh gawd, did my age just show?  Madonna would be proud. 

This is one of the first naughty selfies I took when I started tweeting again on my naughty account.  I am sure I got 2 major reactions.  One, people looked at it and said, “WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT AND WHAT IS SHE WEARING.” 

Shut up, I know someone that likes it!

And the other response is from the few people that actually remember me from when I was very active on social media a few years ago.  “Wow, she never dared take a photo like that before…”  They are right, I wouldn’t.  And I probably won’t again.  Just because I post naughty selfies doesn’t mean I am not insecure and self conscious.   I’m working on it! 

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October 23, 2019

So I Am Officially Adding Model To My Resume! Say Whaaaaat?

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So I Am Officially Adding Model To My Resume!  Say Whaaaaat?

Oh boy, the power of the internet!  Who cares if I run my own website and I am not being paid!  I am a model damnit.  Accept it!  I am being paid in skimpy clothes and a hard dick!

Technically I have been a model!   It was my ass hole that was being fucked on one of our most popular posts, Anal Sex and Semen Creates a Higher Sex Drive in Women.  Does that count?  Probably not, because I made my husband take down all my ass pics and replace them with something more vanilla when I realized that post was getting so popular. 

Also, not to name drop or humble brag, but I was modeling sex toys we reviewed years ago.  Except back then I was going broke modeling, because these sex toys were just too dang expensive.  The things I do for my modeling craft and model career…

So to be fair, as a humble model not wanting to take all the shine away from the actual lingerie models that get paid for this stuff, I will post various shots from Paloqueth, who graciously sent me lingerie.  They did not ask nor require any review or follow up.  To be fair the official model shots actually show off the item, mine won’t.  I am not comfortable with that, because…well…because I ain’t no model, bro!

Ask any girl to show off her bad angles and watch how fast we pull out of our model bag and go into our just a normal girl bag, use our age card, or tell everyone how many children our hips have birthed!  

Modeling: PLUS Size Rose Pajamas

The first thing I modeled was the Plus Size Rose Pajamas.   Yes, plus sized!  I have been dieting since March and have lost more than 50 pounds.  As great as that sounds, for my age and frame, it means I lost my curves, my skin is loose, and I don’t have a booty anymore!  I loved my booty!   The shorts, unlike the beautiful model above, were just too big for me.  I don’t have the curves in the right places, so I decide to skip using any photos of me in the shorts for this photoshoot.   However, I adore the top and used the panties from the Red Bow Lingerie set  shown below.

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October 16, 2019

Vagception – Inserting a Fleshlight Sleeve into My Vagina and Then Having Sex

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Vagception – Inserting a Fleshlight Sleeve into My Vagina and Then Having Sex

Years ago my husband and I had a lot of spare toys laying around that we weren’t going to use again. We either reviewed them once and threw them to the side or just never opened them. One of the spare things we had laying around was a Fleshlight sleeve.  A great idea we had was for me to try to slide this thing inside my vagina and let him have sex with it inside me.  This would create an intense tight sensation for him, as well as an extreme full sensation for me.   This process has been dubbed, Vagception.

Inserting a Fleshlight Sleeve into My Vagina Experiment:

My Hypothesis:

Inserting a Fleshlight into my body may give my husband the tightest sensation possible.  It will also be a neat sensation for me since my vagina will be double stuffed.

The Procedure:

Putting this damn thing inside me was like putting a wet water balloon inside of a keyhole.  After about 10 minutes of this thing flopping around like a wet fish, we decided to cut off about 1/3rd of the length.  This way it wasn’t as long and the tip would be open so his penis head could slide through and actually feel the back of my vagina.  To be honest, using my fingers and feeling inside my own vagina, I have about 4 inches of space before I bottom out.  The bottom of a vagina in the back can stretch, but I wouldn’t want this sleeve to stretch me.  Cutting the sleeve would also allow my husband to cum and have his semen actually shoot inside me.  

After about 10 minutes of this thing flopping around like a wet fish…

Now that the sleeve was much shorter, it was easier to control.  This gave me the ability to squeeze the tip and slide it inside my body.  I could then use my fingers in the sleeve hole to push the sleeve totally inside my vagina.   

Once inserted, my husband lubricated the flashlight sleeve and stuck his penis inside.  I didn’t feel any friction, just this full balloon feeling.  As his penis slid inside the Fleshlight sleeve, the entire thing expanded inside me.  This feeling was intense, but more intense in a science project way than sexual.  I guess you can say, it was as intense as smuggling contraband into a prison in your vagina.  A “that’s neat” intense.  Or a “dang, you can really use this hole as luggage compartment if you had too” type neat.    

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October 14, 2019

Naughty Selfies – Camping

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Naughty Selfies – Camping

I’ll try to keep these selfies limited to new outfits, panties, and ideas, rather than the exact same poses and panties every day.  Thankfully, I do change my panties! Unfortunately, until I learn how to stretch and morph my body into alien-like positions,  I am a bit limited at what I can do with my camera!

Dear Naughty Selfie Diary:  October 14, 2019. 

A few photos we posted on social media when we were camping this weekend.  We were drinking and I was relaxing on a bean bag when my husband told me to hand him his phone.  He wanted to take pictures because my bush has grown out and my hairs were showing at the seams of my booty shorts.  In case you guys haven’t heard, we are growing out our body hair and turning into hippies.   During the pictures I admit I was a bit paranoid because there was a guy fishing on a boat watching us the entire time.  My husband was a bit tipsy and said, “Who gives a fuck, he is the one being nosey, we’re in our space.”  

“Open your legs more so I can get a good shot….”

I am not sure in hindsight that made any sense, because we were totally out in the open without any privacy or personal space at all.  lol.  My husband was just extra fucked up.

Here is a selfie I took of my thigh gap and my most favorite thing in the world, my husband’s dick.  I bet that fisherman watching us could have caught a huge fish if he asked to use that worm for his lure.  LOL!

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October 9, 2019

Letting Our Body Hair Grow Out And Living All Natural. Are We Hippies Now?

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Letting Our Body Hair Grow Out And Living All Natural.  Are We Hippies Now?

First let me say, as much as I am enjoying letting our bodies be natural, I can’t embrace growing out my underarm hair!  That may be something I never embrace, as I wouldn’t feel attractive.  In fact, I’d feel quite the opposite. However, I am starting to grow my pubic hair with no plans to ever shave again!  For us, this is exciting! I shaved every other day for 20+ years (other than my Project:  Asian Bush – Growing Out My Bush in Photos), it’s time to be free!

Throughout the blog we will drop random fun facts from various studies, but regardless of what any surveys or studies say, your pubic hair and the way you enjoy your man or woman’s body, is totally subjective.  Porn can alter our perception.  As well as the new generations that never had an attraction to a body with hair, because everyone being shaved is all they have ever known.  I’ve personally seen instances where women and men are bullied to fit what is now considered “normal”.  This type of group mentality can alter what we find beautiful.  But eventually, you do what makes you happy. 

I grew up enamored by a woman’s breasts, body, and bush.  I thought everything about a woman was beautiful.  The truth is, I didn’t even know what an actual vagina looked like!  Just her breasts, body, and bush.  And although I didn’t have access to nude men, if I did see their bodies, they had hairy chests and crotch hair.  It’s what I learned to visualize that a man should be.  Somewhere along the line, shaving became cleaner, easier to navigate, and something I preferred.  As I get older, I am finding my tastes are going back to where it all started.  Full bush, full circle.

Now wouldn’t you be happy if you were attracted to a woman and saw her in her  small little shorts, smelling good, and she teases you, opening her legs slightly, showing you hints of her pubic hair?  If that totally turns you off, I get it.  But for me, it’s sexy as fuck. For my husband, it drives him wild.  Enough so he pulled out his camera and turned our latest camping trip into a photoshoot for the blog!  

  • A recent study regarding grooming and STIs (sexually transmitted infections) may be an read for those who care about this topic.   Specifically gonococcal infection (GC), chlamydial infection (CT), or human immunodeficiency virus (HIV).   Although the study didn’t find that grooming your pubic hair made it more likely to get these STIs, it did show that 98.1% testing for STIs that agreed to survey, have shaved their pubic hair.  53% of those people were extreme groomers, which meant they shave regularly.   In other words, the majority of people (or at least those testing for STIs) shave regularly.  Another thing to note, although I hadn’t previously thought of this, having a fresh shave and being with someone else who is also freshly shaved, would create a lot of “raw” skin on skin contact, which is probably why there were recent findings that extreme grooming could make it more likely to get HIV during intercourse.  

Although shaving is now common, more and more people are getting injuries due to shaving and cuts.  As men get older they can develop a life-threatening, tissue-destroying infection called Fournier’s gangrene. It only affects 1 in 7,500 people, but is more common in older men and can destroy the scrotum. (Though rare, women can also contract the infection in the external vaginal folds as a result of some surgical procedures.)

Certain conditions, like diabetes, lupus, Crohn’s disease, leukemia, or HIV, could increase your risk for Fournier’s gangrene. If you have any of these conditions or a weakened immune system, talk to your doctor about the safest methods for pubic hair grooming. If you do nick the scrotum, clean the cut thoroughly with soap and water, and follow with alcohol. Seek medical attention for sudden pain or a rapid change in skin color at the site, or a high fever.

How does the thought of putting alcohol on your scrotum sound to you fellas?

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